#12936731, By Pipedream You have been caught wanking?

Pipedream 15 Jul 2021 13:46:14 658 posts
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Alastair wrote:

Pipedream wrote:
Not caught but I've had to wank in a hospital for medical reasons.

Being put in a room with sticky mags while you can hear people chat outside knowing full well that you're trying to tug one out is an interesting experience.

Once bottled up I had to knock on a sliding window to hand my juice to a chubby nurse.
I've had to do that several times - sanctioned wanking. Perfect!
Customs and Sexcise was the film on the little telly.
One of my mates said I should have taken some beer and cigars and made a day of it!

You had a telly!? Lucky sod, I just had some old magazines and oddly shaped furniture. It was so uncomfortable, put you in strange position where your genitals aimed at your face, i ended up sitting on the floor.
The oddest part was knocking on the sliding window to hand over my talent.

This was over 16 years ago so it's likely been improved since then.