#4972285, By Sub-kamikaze He also had his hair around his manhood neatly trimmed. He was very fastidious about it.

  • Sub-kamikaze 9 Jul 2009 16:33:26 2,417 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    I often wonder how I still have testicles left after one drunken night.
    I lost a dare and my friend decided she would shave my balls and entire pubic area.
    She took my friends Mach 3 from its holster and like a drunken zorro, held my bell end with her left hand whilst whirling the razor around in a blur.
    Miraculously, I ended up with a cock and balls as smooth as a babies bum, and not one cut!!

    Thank God for Gilletes triple blade swivel system.

    Mach 3: 'You take one stroke, it takes your balls off.'
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