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I've got a middle-aged chap who likes to walk his little dog around my house. He hangs about outside, having a goo in the windows and generally creeps about like an absolute goober. Now, in all fairness, if he wants to catch sight of me in the buff, he has good taste and I applaud him. Problem is, he winds my already hyper-fecking reactive German Shepherd up no end, and loves it. Thinks it's great fun. I've tried explaining to him that he's making my life difficult hanging around my house and I worry that if the boy ever does get out and sees him and his little rat on a lead, it's going to be another of those 'big bad dangerous dog chomps poor little sweetheart doggie to death' stories for Facebook. Anyway, I told him nicely to jog on yet again, only to be met with "I can walk anywhere I want". Next night, the loon parks his car outside my house, starts coming and going from it. I ask him why he's decided to park at the end of a cul de sac he doesn't live on for the first time in the 18 months we've lived here and explain my missus is a terrible driver and can't get up the driveway he then runs away, comes back 2 minutes later to move it, while some other fecking boozed up goober starts screaming and shouting over the back about coming to "kick my cunt in". Now my missus has convinced herself he's a peeper and I've had to buy CCTV to quiet her down! What the fuck is wrong with people?! Quiet a nice, middle-class, middle-aged population around here, and I thought *I* was the one bringing the street down, being the big bastard with the tattoos and the beard and the 'nasty' dog. Anyway, just venting. No-one has appeared to do my vagina in yet. 3/10, disappointed. |
#12743718, By vDoll I wish to end my neighbours
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