#6325415, By thrawn Have you ever shat yourself?

  • thrawn 29 Jun 2010 14:20:12 899 posts
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    One winter morning I went out for my usual 6am run. I'd had a curry the night before. Now usually I would unload before going running. This time, for reasons unknown, I didn't.

    About 10 minutes in I realised that I really needed to dump, so I decided to cut the run short and started looping back around to get home. After another 5 minutes I realised I wasn't going to make it. I legged it down onto the local playing field, found some suitably long grass, dropped my shorts and let it flow. Luckily it was still dark as that field is always teeming with dog walkers.

    Anyway, job done I pulled up the shorts and ran home. For future reference, running with shitty bum cheeks is not a pleasant experience.
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