#6633849, By erictheking The moment you realised the Simpsons is now terrible

  • erictheking 14 Oct 2010 04:49:44 111 posts
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    New Kid on The Block - Homer teaching Bart about Women.

    Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
    They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...

    [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more
    like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over
    your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at
    one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another woman out of the woman]

    Many women later....

    Yeah you wan her, you come get her you big balone, yooouuu make meee wanna wretch! hrmnllllll [Homer passes out]

    This is not only the best Simpsons moment ever but probably the funniest bit of TV I have ever seen!
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