#8469654, By HoraceGoesSquiffy Becoming a father.

  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 29 Feb 2012 13:32:25 1,563 posts
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    I feel the need to share my first baby excretory experience with you. We were still in hospital, and I offered to change my first little'uns nappy. Opened it up, and it was mostly empty. Was about to do it up again when BLACK EVIL (meconium) started oozing out of her like thick motor oil. At almost the same moment, she started sicking up the feed she had just had. While my attention was focussed on the top end, she then proceeded to did a big old piss at the other end.

    Baptism of fire.
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