#9495898, By guts Random Musings

  • guts 10 Apr 2013 10:45:48 1,692 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Chopsen wrote:
    The other thing I've decided to do is if I ever end up in a nursing home, I'm going to pretend to be mute. I'm not going to say a word to anyone, apart from a single, specific member of staff, and only when there is nobody else around. Just to see how mental I can make them look.
    Then you can rip the water fountain off the wall, throw it through the window and make a dash for freedom.
    I want to be in big brother purely to do this. I have said  it to my missus for a couple of years. Learn sign language, get in big brother, act mute. After three days, when everyone is asleep at four in the morning, just shout cunt really loud., and then only ever speak to one person.
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