#10812235, By PhoenixFlames Stupid things that annoy you but shouldn't

PhoenixFlames 1 Feb 2015 11:49:39 9,263 posts
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Juz wrote:
There was this MILF in a restaurant I went into last night. She was as fit as toast, but one of her kids was nursing a semi that he kept trying to conceal with his napkin.

It was disconcerting cos his lob-on kept seeming to re-invigorate itself every time his mum leant over the table.

Plus he kept looking at me and winking lasciviously and giving me the international sign for a twos up.

Awkward.

Could've been his step mum, which is fair game.