#9467385, By dominalien Recently Completed Games

  • dominalien 26 Mar 2013 13:30:29 8,497 posts
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    Assassin's Creed (PS3)

    My impressions from playing the game are in another thread. Here's what I have to say fresh from completing it.

    What a mess, and I'm not even talking about the technical side of things.

    Awful, boring combat, from a certain point on winnable with a single move. Horrible controls which make climbing a bloody chore. I can't turn a corner while hanging from a ledge because my hands are in the wrong position and I have to move up-down-left-right in circles until they are placed correctly? Fuck that.

    Awful ending, full of aforementioned combat, capped by a lacklustre conclusion. Yeah, so we'll leave for a bit and when we get back, we kill you. Have fun replaying the horrible, repetitive missions looking for the stupid flags. And when you find them, nothing will happen.

    And there was even no sex.

    On the good side, it's pretty.

    I don't think there's anything that can make me play more of these games after what I've just been through.


    Edited by dominalien at 13:31:13 26-03-2013
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