#12867036, By puddleduck Coronavirus

puddleduck 12 Mar 2021 00:08:02 2,002 posts
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I heard about someone who had the vaccine and then three weeks later they bought a banana that turned out to be bruised. It had no obvious outward signs of bruising. I can't believe this vaccine is causing bananas to bruise. The vaccine should have been properly tested and not rushed out.

Meanwhile many chimps have now banned bananas.

Meanwhile, some bloke called Eric has won a contract to take all bananas that are bruised. Fuck Eric and his bananas.