#12951841, By DuckBreaker The PIGWHIP Challenge 2021

DuckBreaker 13 Aug 2021 12:11:35 310 posts
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In an alarming development, I see that Farmer Craig has nailed up a notice saying that the Pigwhip Pond is being drained in about a month. This leaves all of us fair Pig Whippers homeless. Bereft. Cast asunder, to float on the breeze of fate like a plucked feather drifting from the lofty branches of a majestic oak. The cunt*.

But perhaps not all is lost. Watch this space, humans. There may yet be hope. But not for you. You know who you are.

* not really, even in Ducktown we have a lot of time for Craigy