#96544, By Moonbender You Are Invisible for 24 Hours...

  • Moonbender 24 Jun 2003 16:33:50 407 posts
    Seen 7 years ago
    Registered 16 years ago
    Apparently, it's pretty dull.

    Compère: Well, you can't get much more interesting than that, or can you? With me now is Mr Thomas Walters of West Hartlepool who is totally invisible. Good evening, Mr Walters. (turns to empty chair)
    Walters: (off-screen) Over here, Hughie.
    Compère turns to find a boringly dressed man sitting by him.
    Compère: Mr Walters, are you sure you're invisible?
    Walters: Oh yes, most certainly.
    Compère: Well, Mr Walters, what's it like being invisible?
    Walters: (slowly and boringly) Well, for a start, at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without...
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