#3294225, By femalegamer Worst Joke ever......

  • femalegamer 12 May 2008 17:22:35 17 posts
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    The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

    One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

    A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

    Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

    After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

    Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick crap... How about yourself?'

    The next thing i heard him say was ...... 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'

    My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.

    We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
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