#10747210, By IRONOMAN Rate the last film you watched out of 100

  • IRONOMAN 23 Dec 2014 15:16:33 142 posts
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    jablonski wrote:
    Architect_z wrote:
    They had people dressed as monsters, just saying that they didn't have access to High definition 3d rendering back then
    And you think John Carpenter did in 1982?

    Christ there are some fucking morons on this forum.
    /SCENE

    /MANS SITS AT KEYBOARD, IMAGINING THE ENTIRE WORLD IS STARING UNBLINKING AT THEIR INDIVIDUAL COMPUTER MONITORS. A QUICK PULL BACK ZOOM, STARTING OFF WITH ONE FACE LIT BY THE GLOW OF ITS MONITOR, FLICKERING EVEN THOUGH IT'S AN LED, BECOMES TWO FACES, THEN FOUR, THEN EIGHT, ALL THE WAY BACK TO AN INFINITY OF FACES LIKE THAT BIT OUT OF ONE OF THE SHIT MATRIX FILUMS.

    /A FINGER HOVERS OVER THE 'I' KEY. A SINGLE TEAR OF SWEAT ROLLS DOWN THE RIDGES OF THE DIGITS, COLLECTS AT THE TIP, AND SPLASHES DOWN INTO THE GAPS BETWEEN THE MECHANICAL KEYS.

    /DOWN THE FINGER GOES. ONCE IT STARTS TO MOVE, IT HAPPENS QUICKLY, TOO FAST FOR THE CAMERA TO SEE. A BLUR OF INTELLIGENCE DIRECTLY INTERFACED TO THE REST OF THE TROGLODYTE WORLD AWAITING THEIR MESSIAH OF MOVIES.

    /THE FINGER COMES TO A REST. THE HAND SLOWLY SLIDES OFF THE KEYBOARD. THE CAMERA LINGERS ON THE MOIST KEYS BEFORE PULLING BACK AND PANNING UP THE MONITOR TO DISPLAY THE WORDS OF WISDOM.

    /I AM CUNT
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