#6537142, By Gretters Rate the last film you watched out of 100

  • Gretters 12 Sep 2010 06:43:36 2,628 posts
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    Resident Evil: Afterlife.

    Nonesense%, and not in a good way.

    Wesker: 'You are now human and no longer a superhuman killing machine... you can tell this will be central to the 'plot' as this scene is otherwise utterly pointless.'

    Alice: 'Hooray.'

    Plane: 'Hello. I'm crashing into a mountain and exploding - look, I'm in slo-mo and everything. Boom.'

    Alice: 'Meh, 'tis merely a fleshwound. Now, let us not speak of this "human, not robot/zombie/whateverthehell" ever again.'
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