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A friend of mine has about 20 gigabytes of porn on his computer. There is a point at which a porn collection stops being 'normal' and starts getting weird. I have two videos on my hard drive at the moment. I usually just surf redtube and the like. @StringBean: you're not lurking anymore. That makes a world of difference. |
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sirtacos 8,279 posts
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Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWhats your favourite sort of porn at the minute?
I go through phases; at the moment i'm into teenagers who look like they wouldn't do anything rude and then the next minute they are lying there being splattered in man fat.
I was into gagging for a while until i saw a video of some whore puking noodles on a dudes cock. grim.
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MrWorf 64,193 posts
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Registered 20 years agoToday I've watched all of Cowboy Bebop, first time, and played Bioshock, also first time. Both are completely amazing. -
Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI also cannot jack off to older porn, as i know that the ladies involved are probably by now haggered/hooked on meth/dead.
I really like the girl next door stuff, or those first person view pornos, like Ben Dover etc. -
Razz wrote:
Today I've watched all of Cowboy Bebop, first time, and played Bioshock, also first time. Both are completely amazing.
Yay Bioshock! A warning though: it goes badly downhill in the last third, so I guess you'd better know now rather than being disappointed at how it turns out. -
Bloodloss 4,497 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI thought Cowboy Bebop was good but (incredibly) overrated. Bought Bioshock day of release, put it in, RROD. Close enough to a year later now, I still haven't ever attempted to play it again, for some reason. -
Ferral 121 posts
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Registered 14 years agoHows Shrek put it "Grab your torches and pitchforks"!!!
I liked the twist in Bioshock and enjoyed it immensly start to finish, some of the later levels did seem rushed though. I think they should have added a few extra areas on it before the final battle.
SS2 was also awesome, got it installed at the minute and gradually playing through it in little bits. Its really creepy. -
sirtacos 8,279 posts
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Registered 14 years agoBioShock is possibly my favourite game of all time. For example, nothing beats the sub ride down to the bathysphere for the first time. Everything about the game just screams 'iconic'.
The last third of the game could have been better, but to be honest, the way the first parts of the game scream 'potential' and 'epic times ahead' - nothing could live up to that.
As for porn, download something with Sasha Grey. She's good. Kind of the 'girl-next-door' type, but looks slightly like Kiera Knightley (in a good way) and she's definitely enthusiastic about what she does. -
Simian 599 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI was pretty bored this morning, but a few of my mate persuaded me to join them at the crappy local bowling centre. Turned out to be quite a laugh, though I spent most of my money on the arcades. I also randomly won Final Fantasy 11 on one of those crane games.
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Lesbians mainly, have no wish to shoot my load over some guys cock, which sods law states will happen when watching guy/gal porn.
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sirtacos 8,279 posts
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Registered 14 years agoHybridR wrote:
sirtacos wrote:
As for porn, download something with Sasha Grey. She's good. Kind of the 'girl-next-door' type, but looks slightly like Kiera Knightley (in a good way) and she's definitely enthusiastic about what she does.
If by 'enthusiastic' you mean that she won't shut up and stop screaming, then I'll give her a miss. Worst thing about porn for me
Having just looked up Sasha Grey, I think I'll give her a miss anyway. I don't find her at all attractive.
Fair enough, fair enough.
By 'enthusiastic' I mean that she takes the cock (or whatever else she's presented with) with surprising candor, and sometimes engages in sexy acrobatics. And no, she isn't excessively vocal. -
Gradius 2,303 posts
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Registered 14 years agoNo but I'm playing with my mehnis, if that helps .gif)
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Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agosirtacos wrote:
HybridR wrote:
sirtacos wrote:
As for porn, download something with Sasha Grey. She's good. Kind of the 'girl-next-door' type, but looks slightly like Kiera Knightley (in a good way) and she's definitely enthusiastic about what she does.
If by 'enthusiastic' you mean that she won't shut up and stop screaming, then I'll give her a miss. Worst thing about porn for me
Having just looked up Sasha Grey, I think I'll give her a miss anyway. I don't find her at all attractive.
Fair enough, fair enough.
By 'enthusiastic' I mean that she takes the cock (or whatever else she's presented with) with surprising candor, and sometimes engages in sexy acrobatics. And no, she isn't excessively vocal.
She made me blow my load, naughty little teenie beeatch!!.gif)
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Sasha Gray is hot.
I always confuse her with Charlie Laine who is also hot. -
DaisyD 11,816 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTime for a staring contest!
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Yeah Friday night sucks and so does saturday morning but mainly because i'm not a child anymore, they used to be great then Live and Kicking with the X-Men cartoon! -
DaisyD 11,816 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI hate weekends when I'm sick, and I'm sick and awake thanks to sleeping for 2 hours after work cos El_M didn't wake me up after an hour.
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoNaps are becoming more and more appealing. God I'm getting old. -
megastar 17,238 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI'm all aloooone, There's no one here beside meeeeeeee -
I am bored. Have plenty of films to watch but I know I will fall asleep if I start. Spent the morning setting up a Face Book page and taking photos, but now meh. -
gareth886 2,870 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGah! Bored in work! I have some work to do but I cant be arsed doing it. Besides, Friday afternoons should be work free anyway. Only problem is I have to be discrete with my non working because I have my back to everyone in the office and they could sneak up behind me at any moment and catch me doing nothing.
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Lateralaus 1,092 posts
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Registered 15 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
This will cure your boredom.gif)
I love this
makes me wanna make a real one now. -
gareth886 2,870 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBalls to that bloody celling fan. Awsome game thoughn (except for the bloody celling fan.) -
Just what I needed.
Got 90.796 so far. If it didn't loop the bloody loop when it goes out the window I hammer it. -
You're never bored with a game of Mornington Crescent.
The sweat's dripping off me from the last round. THE TENSION! Just when you thought someone was going to call a cad's gallop on Elm Park - BAM! -
deathgibbon wrote:
You're never bored with a game of Mornington Crescent.
The sweat's dripping off me from the last round. THE TENSION! Just when you thought someone was going to call a cad's gallop on Elm Park - BAM!
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Kay 21,321 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWonga wrote:
go out for a fag, get some fresh air
Heh.
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JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoL_Franko wrote:
Just what I needed.
Got 90.796 so far. If it didn't loop the bloody loop when it goes out the window I hammer it.
Not bad, not bad.
My best is 94 m, but some fucker just got 113 m in my office! -
109m \o/
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