Just quit smoking... Page 23

  • Mr_Sleep 10 Jun 2018 18:47:54 22,196 posts
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    @smoothpete best of luck.

    Fucking new page!

    Edited by Mr_Sleep at 18:48:31 10-06-2018
  • Psiloc 10 Jun 2018 18:48:04 5,010 posts
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    Why is smoking so wonderful in the summer
  • JamboWayOh 10 Jun 2018 18:51:48 11,804 posts
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    Because it's that great combination of alcoholic drink in the other hand while relaxing in the warm glow. Like a pint of Thatcher's Gold with ice and a cigarette to relax the fuck out of you.
  • elstoof 10 Jun 2018 20:09:39 22,627 posts
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    I thought you were a teetotaller Jambo
  • JamboWayOh 10 Jun 2018 20:32:06 11,804 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    I thought you were a teetotaller Jambo
    I am pretty much these days, although I still have the cravings for a good bourbon and Coke and a cold cider on a warm day.
  • smoothpete 12 Jun 2018 11:04:55 35,484 posts
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    So far so good, 48 hours. I only marginally want everyone around me to die

    /thumbs up
  • Frogofdoom 12 Jun 2018 11:05:37 12,146 posts
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    Nice work Pete, keep it up mate :)
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Jun 2018 11:06:45 18,476 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    So far so good, 48 hours. I only marginally want everyone around me to die

    /thumbs up
    You had a drink yet? That was the real killer for me.
  • Jyzzy-Z 12 Jun 2018 11:10:09 4,176 posts
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    Going to the pub was murder for me. I basically had to quarantine myself for 3 months because I would have ended up smoking.
  • smoothpete 12 Jun 2018 11:11:07 35,484 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    So far so good, 48 hours. I only marginally want everyone around me to die

    /thumbs up
    You had a drink yet? That was the real killer for me.
    Mate itís 12:10pm now and Iíve had 3 beers

    I am on holiday though so thatís fairly conservative for me
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Jun 2018 11:12:02 18,476 posts
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    You've quit on holiday? Are you some kind of fucking pervert? I'm on holiday next week and I'm thinking of starting again.
  • Rhaegyr 12 Jun 2018 11:12:27 4,679 posts
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    I only smoke when I drink now - it's just too fucking tempting. Plus all my discipline is gone after two pints.

    Best of luck Pete!
  • smoothpete 12 Jun 2018 11:40:39 35,484 posts
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    On holiday there arenít the habitual triggers like at home. As in, oh Iím in such and such a place where I usually smoke so I want to smoke. A change is as good as a rest, as they say.
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Jun 2018 12:34:51 9,948 posts
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    Boredom or having to wait for things makes me want to smoke.

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 12:47:20 12-06-2018
  • Load_2.0 12 Jun 2018 12:40:03 28,773 posts
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    Being able to smoke in pubs and bars is my trigger.

    I have had the odd hiatus from the devils weed but go on holiday and find myself able to sit in a bar with a ciggie and a pint...

    plus they are usually better ventilated or open to the glorious weather.

    Irresistible!
  • Deleted user 12 June 2018 12:47:46
    Decks wrote:
    You've quit on holiday? Are you some kind of fucking pervert? I'm on holiday next week and I'm thinking of starting again.
    Pontins in Skegness makes you want to smoke again?
  • smoothpete 14 Jun 2018 16:50:06 35,484 posts
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    Iíve totally fucked this, fyi
  • Frogofdoom 14 Jun 2018 17:16:13 12,146 posts
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    Try again :D
  • smoothpete 14 Jun 2018 17:41:58 35,484 posts
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    I will. Doing it on holiday was a stupid idea
  • Armoured_Bear 14 Jun 2018 17:59:41 25,896 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Being able to smoke in pubs and bars is my trigger.

    I have had the odd hiatus from the devils weed but go on holiday and find myself able to sit in a bar with a ciggie and a pint...

    plus they are usually better ventilated or open to the glorious weather.

    Irresistible!
    Where do you go on holiday?
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Jun 2018 18:03:04 9,948 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Being able to smoke in pubs and bars is my trigger.

    I have had the odd hiatus from the devils weed but go on holiday and find myself able to sit in a bar with a ciggie and a pint...

    plus they are usually better ventilated or open to the glorious weather.

    Irresistible!
    Where do you go on holiday?
    2005.
  • Deleted user 14 June 2018 18:03:55
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Being able to smoke in pubs and bars is my trigger.

    I have had the odd hiatus from the devils weed but go on holiday and find myself able to sit in a bar with a ciggie and a pint...

    plus they are usually better ventilated or open to the glorious weather.

    Irresistible!
    Where do you go on holiday?
    2005.
    Where he's going he doesn't need roads.
  • elstoof 14 Jun 2018 18:50:47 22,627 posts
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    Can I come
  • Load_2.0 14 Jun 2018 22:23:44 28,773 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Being able to smoke in pubs and bars is my trigger.

    I have had the odd hiatus from the devils weed but go on holiday and find myself able to sit in a bar with a ciggie and a pint...

    plus they are usually better ventilated or open to the glorious weather.

    Irresistible!
    Where do you go on holiday?
    Recently

    China, Czech Republic, Cyprus.
  • Dirtbox 15 Jun 2018 03:04:44 91,018 posts
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    Fuck quitting, I like smoking but I don't like reeking of ashtray so I went the weak route and vaped for the last 6 years. All respect to those who manage to just bang it on the head but I feel like I'd be losing out on quality of life.
  • elstoof 15 Jun 2018 06:14:50 22,627 posts
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    I bet youíve built a sweet vaping rig
  • Dirtbox 15 Jun 2018 06:55:17 91,018 posts
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    If you mean discrete as fuck because I don't want to be associated with those stinking fedora wearing waifu pillow hugging neckbeard chucklefucks billowing their gigantic opaque chocolate waffle scented clouds into the stratosphere by way of some sort of nightclub smoke machine in the form of a blingy star wars prop then yes. Absolutely.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 06:57:49 15-06-2018
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 Jun 2018 07:09:12 18,476 posts
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    There's a kid at work that wears a VAPE LYFE cap. I wish he'd leave some pussy for the rest of us.
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  • Load_2.0 15 Jun 2018 08:14:01 28,773 posts
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    I like the idea of vaping the shit out of drugs.

    Being surreptitiously monged off your nut would make for some fun days.

    "Get down from there, that's no place for a human man!"

    "Vape lyfe bro!"

    "Ah no problem, as you were"

    "Where are the TX reports? And.... where are your trousers?"

    "Vape lyfe bro!"

    "Ah, carry on."
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