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Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God, I don't know but today seems kinda odd, No barking from the dogs, no smog, And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. |
Favorite rap lyrics • Page 2
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billythekid 12,595 posts
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billythekid wrote:
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God,
I don't know but today seems kinda odd,
No barking from the dogs, no smog,
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.
Heh. Not so sure about the quality of the lyrics, but I love the song. -
catterz 8,763 posts
Seen 8 years ago
Registered 19 years agoEverybody says that the Scatman stutters but doesn't ever stutter when he sings,
What you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now,
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing,
I'm the Scat Man. -
billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoYo, yo, yo, yo
I got fifty Bentley's in the West Indies
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
I got a pocket full of cheese and a garden full of trees
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
I just won the bingo bought a crib in Rio
IT DOESN'T MATTER! -
Kay 21,321 posts
Seen 5 hours ago
Registered 18 years ago''Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
when-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance
From a distance I desired, secretly admired her;
Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:
My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well
Now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you
When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp
Damn I wish I wasn't such a wimp!
'Cause then I would let you know that I love you so
And if I was your man then I would be true
The only lying I would do is in the bed with you
Then I signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, PS love me tender
The letter came back three days later: Return to Sender
Damn!''
Probably my all-time fave.
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoCrispyXUK wrote:
Yes
Is there such a thing as a good rap lyric? Most of it is so bloody childish. -
Iam wrote:
CrispyXUK wrote:
Is there such a thing as a good rap lyric? Most of it is so bloody childish.
Heard most of it, have you?
People who hate all rap = ignorant.
It's like hating all games. -
Fuck fuck fuck
Motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck
Motha fuck motha fuck
Noische noische noische
1,2 1,2,3,4 noische noische noische
Smoking weed smoking wiz
Doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers
Rollin’ fatties smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts?
Rollin’ blunts and smokin em’
15 bucks little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn’t show
Then you owe me owe me owe
My jungle love yea
Owee owee owee o
I think I wanna know ya know ya
Yea what -
Carlo 21,801 posts
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Registered 16 years agoFozzie_bear wrote:
Lay low... Did a 'Grand theft auto' in my '05 V6 Clio-twin-turbo!
Got on the bus with me day saver... -
I spotted Miss World too good to be true
But the club was pretty dark and i'd had quite a few
I staggered to her table sippin' my brew
But just as i get there she goes to the loo (what?)
Impatience hits out, now what do i do
And then I kop her friend and she's alright too
Her arse in good shape, above average boat
I ask her name, she sticks her tounge down my throat
I'm not one to gloat or boast but take note
Twenty minutes gone and she's gettin' her coat
So I down my beer, my boys start to cheer (hey)
Grin across my face runs from ear to ear
She gives me the look and i mean the look
Was it love at first sight man or summat she took?
A stagger in my step like i crooked and i think
The girl looks shot she's had too much to drink
I look at her eyeballs to see if they're pink
But i don't get a chance cos she gives me a wink
So i travel to hers in an illegal cab
Plus i know shes a student her house is drab
In my head im laughin, i put the graft in
Stereos playin some timeless marvin
The lights dim down and the clothes come off
But i pass out cos her pillows too soft
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
Im up the next mornin but where the hells this?
Im trapped in a girly, purple abyss
Its proving costly, she took me hostage
First things first man wheres the frosties?
I slowly tip-toe toward the door
But she grabs my left arm like i've broken the law (what?)
Now who'm i kiddin, i aint her guest
But she playin like she got me under house arrest
She starts with a speech about how shes feeling
Im more intrigued by her lilac ceiling
Antyime now there's a question pending
She wants to confirm a romantic ending
Why do they charm you with hocus - pocus?
I gotta get home for the football focus
To dodge small talk i admit defeat
Er ..How are you for dinner love, Tuesday week?
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
As we waited at the bus stop she wanted a cab
But i made her see sense with the gift of the gab
A cabs twenty quid, enough money for us
Plus its 1 nugger each on the two twenty bus
Theres one little issue that we gotta address
I got just enough cash for a pizza express
Even though she wants Thai chilla beef with mango (huh?)
I'd be content with some wings from nandos
We get to express but before we can order
She starts with the tirade that i never call her
I say im trynna keep my phone bill smaller
Try and change the subject, have you got taller?
Dont give me that, thats a load of tosh
She says words like that shes a little bit posh
Look all i want Earl is a call at lunches
And she keeps rantin the waiter approaches
Be honest, do ya want this to work or not
Er ... doughballs please and an american hot
Im talking geezer, i want to no please
She'll have a ceaser with no anchovies
And two paronies, he makes a note
I look back at her and shes gettin her coat
She heads for the door like a spoiled adult
More food for me eh? What a result
I dont want
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love
I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)
I dont want to make love -
daithi90 3,275 posts
Seen 7 years ago
Registered 14 years ago"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
@squarejawhero
Agreed. I listen to Jay Z and Kanye regularly despite being a big indie and punk fan. People who dismiss all rap don't realise it's not all guns and bitches. -
catterz 8,763 posts
Seen 8 years ago
Registered 19 years agoAy ay Jaycee
Sup Aron?
Ain't that Snoop Dogg over there?
That that nigga with that blue coat on?
Yeah
Yeah oh yeah that's that nigga
Nigga roll up on the side of him man
Roll your window down
Man hand me my motherfuckin Glock man gimme another clip
Cuz I'm gonna smoke this fool
Yeah roll the windows down
Yeah, OK there you go
Ay man, you Snoop Dogg?
Snoop?
Huh?
Snoop Doggy Dogg?
Man he's Snoop Dogg
Man fuck that nigga!!
[gun shots]
Nigga man!
Get that nigga man!
Man get up fool man, get up man, don't be tryin to run man
Get up on that fool man, I don't give a fuck
What set you got now? Fuck you nigga!
Yeah nigga, whassup?
Nigga?
Yeah motherfucker
Yeah nigga, one less nigga
Yeah nigga, youse a dead motherfucker now -
"I made a G today" But you made it in a sleazy way
sellin' crack to the kid. "I gotta get paid,"
Well hey, well that's the way it is. -
Oh, and just so you suffer, like I do, from this one playing in your head all day:
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate -
My ringtone 
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
Seen 9 months ago
Registered 15 years agoEric B and Rakim: Follow the Leader.
Public Enemy: Bring the Noise.
Public Enemy: Channel zero
Eminem: Stan
Grandmaster Flash: White Lines
Grandmaster Flash: The Message
Public Enemy: Don't Believe the Hype
Conclusion: Early rappers had something to say.gif)
Eminem is top too lyrically I think. -
Wayne 4,059 posts
Seen 6 minutes ago
Registered 15 years agogold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty
he pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry
like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it's elementary
he's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century
a gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue
doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue
he's got the strength of ten, like a maniac
and i'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack -
JYM60 19,085 posts
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Registered 15 years agoNot really rap, but, enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHvHSdm9wKI -
catterz 8,763 posts
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Registered 19 years agoboabg wrote:
No way, it's mine too.
My ringtone
o/\o -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBest rap lyric by far:
"I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms" -
Wayne 4,059 posts
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Registered 15 years agoMost Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland,
They make it out of oil and tires and pollen
diesel, mirabar, flat press too
These are the types of soap bar available to you
These little bits of plastic you find inside
You can use those as a quality guide
Of the standard of soap bar that you are smoking,
the more bits of plastic means the better the toking
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This bloke said to me, you haven't got a clue,
'bout the damage that soap bar can do to you
I tried to see things from his point of view
but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff
I knows if I smoke it, I'm gonna feel rough
My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw
'cos the thing about soap bar is it's fucking hardcore -
JuanKerr wrote:
Best rap lyric by far:
"I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms"
"Trying to play me out man as if my name was Sega"
catterz wrote:
boabg wrote:
No way, it's mine too.
My ringtone
o/\o
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JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoboabg wrote:
JuanKerr wrote:
Best rap lyric by far:
"I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms"
"Trying to play me out man as if my name was Sega"
"I'll serve your arse like John McEnroe" -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoHouse of Pain have no place in this thread -
smoothpete wrote:
House of Pain have no place in this thread
/shows door -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
Seen 8 hours ago
Registered 17 years agoboabg wrote:
/looks at door
smoothpete wrote:
House of Pain have no place in this thread
/shows door
/camera cut to boabg flying through door, Jazzy Jeff style -
Best rap song ever - Rapper's Delight -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agosmoothpete wrote:
House of Pain have no place in this thread
It's only because they've got lyrics and you ain't got none. -
JuanKerr wrote:
smoothpete wrote:
House of Pain have no place in this thread
It's only because they've got lyrics and you ain't got none.
/mumbles something about a "shotgun, SHOTGUN"
/plays boom shake the room -
Aesop Rock could be my fave:
In slipped rhythm
Fed a cycle bound by dilemma-debting vendetta
Escaped briefly back to my apartment
Parked in front the fan
And reminesce about the day I ran a mile with your heart in my hand
'Tesants get the New York home game
With real life shoot-em-up action
Thug, vagrant, yuppie, and art
Free game piece all included
I told this cat the earth was flat
He walked till his beard grew long enough to strangle himself for being stupid
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