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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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All this rap talk is making pete angry. -
Restart 5,060 posts
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoboabg wrote:
All this scratching is making me itch!
All this rap talk is making pete angry. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoboabg wrote:
All this rap talk is making pete angry.
He's just finding it hard to accept that House of Pain are the cream of the crop and they rise to the top. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRestart wrote:
Best
I heard about this on the Adam and Joe show
/ watches on youtube -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI ate space cakes and mowed the lawn to Ice-T tapes -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoJuanKerr wrote:
Restart wrote:
Best
I heard about this on the Adam and Joe show
/ watches on youtube
THAT WAS FUCKIN' OUTSTANDING.gif)
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StringBeanJean 1,789 posts
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Registered 15 years ago'Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes wonder how I keep from going under! Uh! huh huh huh huh huh!'
'I got a letter from the government the other day...'
'Binatone, Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX81, Donkey Kong, F***ing High Score...
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
I made love to a BBC Micro' -
I look at rappers with maximun equation
X-ray vison invasion
Rhyme connects perfects insects
That crawl and try to bite my rhymes
Pesticides I'm the double D combine the T
That's DDT
A chemical more to better to burn
Roaches, germs, mouse, lice, termites and percunious bugs
Or try thugs who perpetrate
Nothing within contaminate
Got my gloves on
So bring turtle doves on
Watch me pluck em and pick em
Stick em kick em and vic em
I see you're featherless
You got the birdy disease
Bite any rhymes that I have for ya
The poison is bad for ya stupid
You're equal measure to dirt dust grime and puss
You're just a rappin infection
Dirtlizin my section like a six-legga
Ya betta step off and walk ya pure roach -
afray 2,248 posts
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Registered 17 years agosquarejawhero wrote:
Jemaine:
Be more constructive with your feedback
^^
Wins. -
Universal_Hamster 4,948 posts
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Registered 17 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
Aghhh! I know this one really well, and cant think who dunnit.
I look at rappers with maximun equation
X-ray vison invasion
Rhyme connects perfects insects
That crawl and try to bite my rhymes
Pesticides I'm the double D combine the T
That's DDT
A chemical more to better to burn
Roaches, germs, mouse, lice, termites and percunious bugs
Or try thugs who perpetrate
Nothing within contaminate
Got my gloves on
So bring turtle doves on
Watch me pluck em and pick em
Stick em kick em and vic em
I see you're featherless
You got the birdy disease
Bite any rhymes that I have for ya
The poison is bad for ya stupid
You're equal measure to dirt dust grime and puss
You're just a rappin infection
Dirtlizin my section like a six-legga
Ya betta step off and walk ya pure roach -
Iam wrote:
It's Kool Keith, off the dreadful last J5 album, isn't it?
Yes and no and no.
It is KK, but it's off Power In Numbers, and that album is teh = sex. -
gallow 504 posts
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Iam wrote:
PES_Fanboy wrote:
Iam wrote:
It's Kool Keith, off the dreadful last J5 album, isn't it?
Yes and no and no.
It is KK, but it's off Power In Numbers, and that album is teh = sex.
I quite like the EP, and Quality Control, but after that, downhill.
Dave Matthews, ffs.
Quality Control's the one with the ironic name, and Power In Numbers is considered the comeback, foo'! -
afray wrote:
squarejawhero wrote:
Jemaine:
Be more constructive with your feedback
^^
Wins.
What's my prize? -
I'm the hip-hop-opotamus, my rhymes are bottom-less.
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DUFFMAN5 26,894 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI got a letter from the government the other day, I opened it and read it, it said they were suckers. They wanted me for their Army of whatever, picture me given a damn, I said never.
That's around 98% correct.
Public Enemy.THE GREATEST RAP BAND EVER.tm -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoBack shots, doggy style, froggy style’s how I mash a chick
Big cock bash the clit, cum shots splash the tits
Wet cunt dripping, pussy juice soaking my cock
As it slides in and out coz ya hole’s been
Filled to the brim with my man-meat
Can we get freaky? Believe me, ya need me
To come sex ya, sending me flirty text messages
About when and where the next dirty sex session is
My yard, lively, my mums out
Strip naked and get your buns out
Send your lips and your tongue south
As I spunk out all on your huge chest
Wank off and deep throat my meat and my two veg
That’s how I like it, grab your left titty and I bite it
You call me a stallion when I ride it
Tellin’ me “it’s my dick”, I rub your nice clit
Let me dick it from the side and behind bitch
I talk dirty, you can’t hack it to rass
I keep whacking it fast
My black ball bag smacking your arse
As I squeeze up your breast with my left hand
Yes I’m the sex dan, you don’t give a fuck about your ex man
Breathing fast cause you’re gonna cum
Multiple orgasms, here comes another one
Face buried in the pillow bawlin’ fo murder
Waking the neighbours and all of ‘em heard ya
Screaming my name as you came like the thunder
So pleased at the day that you gave me your number
I’m one call away like Chingy and all that
When you ring me I call back,
No long ‘ting, you picked me, no fool chat
This girl’s sick, phone sex wicked and nang star
I listen with my dick in my hand
And you would if you could come link me in a flash
But you can’t so you’ve got a few fingers in your gash
Playing with your kitty-cat, stroking the fur
Wishing I was dicking your kitten, every poking it purrs
Saying how you want me to call you a bitch and a whore
And stick my dick in it raw
If it ain’t rough what am I hittin’ it for
You ain’t shy, take a dick and dildo at the same time
When I’m grindin’ you I ain’t the same guy
I’m a savage blud, sticking up the meat like a shish kebab
I’m quick to get your knickers off and rip the tag
Just to get the quickest shag
Yeah, you’re randy as a fox, a sexual professional
You’re handy with a cock
Stop ya teasing and come check me right now
So I can blow your mind out like blaow
Yeah my yard, that’s where, not yours
Cause your dad’s there, lock the convo
And sort out the cab fare, the plan when you reach is
No petting or joking cause I’m getting’ you open
Till your pussy’s all wet and you’re roasting
Take it off cupcake, lookin’ buff
Lace panty, I can’t wait to see your fuck face
Round one I bust all on your clit
Watching dirty movies and black porn is the lick
Sugar Walls, Booty Talks and My Baby Got Back
Volume 80, top that, maybe we could watch that
After round two, it was murder, hair pulling, arse smacking
All that, till ya hurt up, I burst nuts
Watch my sperm just shoot up the place
Shove it hard up your gash, make you screw up your face
Scratching up my back, cat claws in my flesh
Your draws and your dress
Get dashed ‘pon the floor and the desk, yes
I’m gonna bust soon, here comes the double-pump
One stroke, two stroke, as I rub your bum
That was fun, let’s do it again, but now I’ve gotta rush off
Grab your stuff girl, I’ll walk you to the bus stop. -
ShogunAssassin 471 posts
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Registered 14 years agoIam wrote:
^^
How could I forget this??
"I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block"
The mighty Rebel INS.
Good call, my good man!
Also this:
I smoke on the mic like smokin Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tic toc and keep tickin
While I get ya flippin off the shit I'm kickin
The Lone Ranger, code red, danger!
Deep in the dark with the art to rip charts apart
The vandal, too hot to handle
Ya battle, you're sayin Goodbye like Tevin Campbell
Roughneck, Inspectah Deck's on the set
The rebel, I make more noise than heavy metal
And the rest of 36 Chambers, basically. -
ThreeOutsideDown 1,011 posts
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One nation
under God
has turned into
one nation under the influence
of one drug
[chorus:]
Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
(2x)
T.V., it
satellite links
our United States of Unconsciousness
Apathetic therapeutic and extremely addictive
The methadone metronome pumping out
150 channels 24 hours a day
you can flip through all of them
and still there's nothing worth watching
T.V. is the reason why less than 10 per cent of our
Nation reads books daily
Why most people think Central Amerika
means Kansas
Socialism means unamerican
and Apartheid is a new headache remedy
absorbed in it's world it's so hard to find us
It shapes our mind the most
maybe the mother of our Nation
should remind us
that we're sitting too close to...
[Chorus:]
Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
(2x)
T.V. is
the stomping ground for political candidates
Where bears in the woods
are chased by Grecian Formula'd
bald eagles
T.V. is mechanized politic's
remote control over the masses
co-sponsored by environmentally safe gases
watch for the PBS special
It's the perpetuation of the two party system
where image takes precedence over wisdom
Where sound bite politics are served to
the fastfood culture
Where straight teeth in your mouth
are more important than the words
that come out of it
Race baiting is the way to get selected
Willie Horton or
Will he not get elected on...
[Chorus:]
Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
(2x)
T.V., is it the reflector or the director ?
Does it imitate us
or do we imitate it
because a child watches 1500 murders before he's
twelve years old and we wonder why we've created
a Jason generation that learns to laugh
rather than to abhor the horror
T.V. is the place where
armchair generals and quarterbacks can
experience first hand
the excitement of warfare
as the theme song is sung in the background
Sugar sweet sitcoms
that leave us with a bad actor taste while
pop stars metamorphosize into soda pop stars
You saw the video
You heard the soundtrack
Well now go buy the soft drink
Well, the onla cola that I support
would be a union C.O.L.A.(Cost Of Living Allowance)
On television
[Chorus:]
Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
(2x)
Back again, 'New and improved'
We return to our irregularly programmed schedule
hidden cleverly between heavy breasted
beer and car commercials
CNNESPNABCTNT but mostly B.S.
Where oxymoronic language like
'virtually spotless', 'fresh frozen'
'light yet filling' and 'military intelligence'
have become standard
T.V. is the place where phrases are redefined
like 'recession' to 'necessary downturn'
'Crude oil' on a beach to 'mousse'
'Civilian death' to 'collateral damages'
and being killed by your own Army
is now called 'friendly fire'
T.V. is the place where the pursuit
of happiness has become the pursuit of
trivia
Where toothpaste and cars have become
sex objects
Where imagination is sucked out of children
by a cathode ray nipple
T.V. is the only wet nurse
that would create a cripple
[Chorus:]
Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation
(4x)
Television, The Drug Of The Nation -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI step out the skit, slap you wih a 10 day old fish
And tell you what the fuck about this hiphop shit
Jumping on the back of a granny and telling her damn it
You better rock it, they've got tickets for Cliff Richard at the post office
Grab a wack rapper who's been half steppin'
Stuff a football in his gob and then pass him to Dave Beckham
I can't stop being cleverly heavy
I walk around arms down like I'm Kevin and Perry
It's ever so dope when I pull a jewel from my throat
I'm not stopping till I've got as many props as the Pope -
The_Aardvark 3,063 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDriving with the yellow dog on I95
He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes
Up at a decent hour, never ate yet
Got a little Johnny Cash in the old tape deck
Nothing in the trunk but a baseball glove
pair of jumper calbes and a set of golf clubs
Blanket on the back seat, We're in rough shape
Sun roof held on with a bit of duck tape
Looking for a gas station, better make a list
Fill her up with regular, I need to take a piss
Sexy girl air freshener, stax and a pin wheel
Top off the fluid, clean the bugs off the windshield
Not a care in the world, not a how and a why
Back on the road not a moment to soon
Dish ran away with some other spoon
Buck 65 will never ever be gangsta -
The_Aardvark 3,063 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAlso:
met her at the star wars convention
did I mention, she was looking for love?
had to call her bluff, lady you don't mean how that sounded
(the thousand-pound dude in the 'no fat chicks' shirt's astounded)
thought she'd take it back, revoke, rescind, rewind, retract
ya heard me, she said, I want any man here
to descend in the cave where you conquer the fear
and I'll steer you to side of the force that you choose
somebody's man enough here -- now who?
This girl, now you have to understand,
would not look out of place on the arm of an attractive man
so the geeks in attendance got jaws on the floor, one extends his
saber but he tripped on his cloak, I stepped to the front then I spoke
I ain't spitting game, look I got a wookie hat on,
but these guys here are used to gettin' spat on
by girls, see you put em in shock.
And this ain't the right con to quote mister spock
but it's highly illogical to me. Girl looked in my eye, said is your mind free?
Cause I got something for you
it is shiny, it is clean
Come on up and I'll adore you
with my yellow laser beam
sitting in her room upstairs,
watching her wind up the buns in her hair
I declare that I'd like to be luke,
unless that's a little bit too perverted for you
I could be jaba, a jawa, an ewok, when we talk "oo ga la gee bla!"
wait -- I seen all the flicks, all the books that I read,
don't remember any character tied to the bed
but that's all right, I'ma just pretend that I'm encased in carbonite
and why that's a nice gold bikini, you make that?
shows off what you got, make no mistake that's
one fine view of chewbacca you're giving me
lower that down here, we could be living the
linguistic lifesyle of the protocol droid.
(Here comes the part where I'm not overjoyed)
Fire! She said, and before I could scream
got a steaming mouth full of yellow laser beam -
catterz 8,763 posts
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Registered 19 years agoFirst in my class here at MIT,
Got skills I'm a champion at D&D,
MC Esher, that's my favourite MC,
Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea,
My rims never spin, to the contrary,
You'll find that they're quite stationary,
All of my action figures are cherry,
Steven Hawkin's in my library,
My Myspace page is all totally pimped out,
Got people begging for my top 8 spaces,
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places,
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces,
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaisse,
I'm a whizz at minesweeper I can play for days,
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
My fingers' moving so fast I'll set the place ablaze,
There's no killer app I haven't run,
At Pascal, well I'm number one,
Do vector calculus just for fun,
I ain't got a gat, but I've got a soldering gun,
Happy Days is my favourite Theme song,
I could sure kick your butt at a game of Ping Pong,
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on,
I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
I' been browsing, inspecting,
X-Men comics, you know I collect them,
The pens in my pocket I must protect them,
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored,
Shopping online for deals on subscribable media,
I edit wikipedia,
I memorised Holy Grail really well,
I can recite it right now,
And have you ROTFLOL,
I've got a business doing websites,
When my friends need some code who do they call,
I do HTML for them all,
Even got a homepage for my dog, yo,
I got myself a fanny pack,
They were having a sale down at the Gap,
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap,
Pop, pop, hope no-one sees me, getting freaky,
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream,
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team,
Only question I,
Ever thought was hard,
Was do I like Kirk,
Or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair,
Got my name on my underwear. -
The_Aardvark 3,063 posts
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catterz 8,763 posts
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Registered 19 years agoWeird Al -
monkeypuzzle 1,949 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI have a feeling I may delete this post.
I did -
"Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!"
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