ecureuil wrote: I've seen loads of idiots either swinging wildly through parking lots or driving on the freeway at 70+ fucking TEXTING. |
'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. • Page 7
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iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoOne last one, before it's the weekend. Ever thought to yourself how easy it would be to save on train fares with the right software, printer and paper? wonder no more
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIt makes me laugh that Beyonce can earn a lot more than Fergie does. Bea must be horrified. -
Ged42 7,985 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMan re-grows skull.
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localnotail 23,079 posts
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoGood grief. Brazils version of Crimewatch and its host have been implicated in a conspiracy to boost ratings by ordering murders which they would cover, along with 'exclusive' footage.
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Ged42 wrote:
Man re-grows skull.
The story is not quite cool as it sounds, but still pretty nifty.
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pinkds wrote:
I regularly (ie, every day) see stupid women applying makeup on the tube. Have they no shame? It's when they get the mascara out that I start to shake my head at them in disbelief. What if the tube stops sharply? Wave goodbye to your frickin' eyeball, you dumb bitch.
SImple answer: get up earlier.
To be fair I have seen plenty of men using electrical shavers on their daily commute. Just as bad.
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MrED209 wrote:
pinkds wrote:
I regularly (ie, every day) see stupid women applying makeup on the tube. Have they no shame? It's when they get the mascara out that I start to shake my head at them in disbelief. What if the tube stops sharply? Wave goodbye to your frickin' eyeball, you dumb bitch.
SImple answer: get up earlier.
To be fair I have seen plenty of men using electrical shavers on their daily commute. Just as bad.
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I've seen someone "driving" a car while eating a bowl of cereal. I was gobsmacked. I beeped my horn at them, but they carried on oblivious. I've often seen make up, cups of coffee, toast, couple of times reading a paper, etc etc. -
sport 17,064 posts
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I've seen someone "driving" a car while eating a bowl of cereal. I was gobsmacked. I beeped my horn at them, but they carried on oblivious.
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dnbuk 5,011 posts
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Registered 16 years agoBoyzone star Stephen Gately has died suddenly while on holiday in Majorca, the News of the World has said.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Boyzone-Star-Stephen-Gately-Dies-Aged-33-While-On-Holiday-In-Majorca-Reports-News-Of-The-World/Article/200910215403550?lpos=Showbiz_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15403550_Boyzone_Star_Stephen_Gately_Dies_Aged_33_While_On_Holiday_In_Majorca%2C_Reports_News_Of_The_World -
BabyJesus 4,412 posts
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Boyzone star Stephen Gately has died suddenly while on holiday in Majorca, the News of the World has said.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Boyzone-Star-Stephen-Gately-Dies-Aged-33-While-On-Holiday-In-Majorca-Reports-News-Of-The-World/Article/200910215403550?lpos=Showbiz_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15403550_Boyzone_Star_Stephen_Gately_Dies_Aged_33_While_On_Holiday_In_Majorca%2C_Reports_News_Of_The_World
Seriously though 33?
Fuck sake
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BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoActually I meant to link to this story:
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BanjoMan wrote:
haha, I remember a couple of kids did that in Canada and they were treated like terrorists, think they're probably still in prison now.
Actually I meant to link to this story:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2684084/Lout-urinates-on-war-memorial.html
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Vice.Destroyer 7,437 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThis guy is Germany's arm-wrestling champ, with a right arm that is as big as you would imagine, considering his profession. But his left arm? As small as that of a 14-year-old.
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Ged42 7,985 posts
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Registered 14 years agoForget Christ on toast and Virgin's on fruit.
It's Tommy Cooper on a Pie!
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PearOfAnguish 7,573 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWhat the fuck?
How can they say "WILD youths on a Poole estate have taken to carrying chairs on their backs to inflict vandalism. Gangs of teenagers have been seen drinking and stalking around the Rossmore estate with the dining room-style chairs." without explaining how they are achieving this reign of terror with common household furniture. That's a heck of a cliffhanger. I'm gonna tune in tomorrow for part 2. -
ecureuil wrote:
It has taken 20 years to genetically modify these roses to become blue.
So... who's going to tell the creator, then?
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old man too old to ..... no wait
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"Mr Dore said he and his bride - who is young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter - were from the same village in Somalia and that he had waited for her to grow up to propose"
RedPanda wrote:
old man too old to ..... no wait
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fat man too fat to murder
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mrpon wrote:
S.J.Rogers wrote:
"Mr Dore said he and his bride - who is young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter - were from the same village in Somalia and that he had waited for her to grow up to propose"
RedPanda wrote:
old man too old to ..... no wait
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/Shudders...
Creepy!
Almost time....almost ... almost...... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Soon my pretty. Ahahahahahagagh.
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