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localnotail 11 Jan 2013 22:50:38 23,072 posts
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MrTomFTW wrote:
Stem Cell cosmetic surgery causes bones to grow in woman's eyelid

Wow. Is Beverly Hills carrying on the Nazi tradition of scientific advancement through human experimentation? Grim. But potentially useful.

Edited by localnotail at 22:51:19 11-01-2013

captbirdseye 12 Jan 2013 10:29:07 8,401 posts
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US Death Star Response

BinaryBob101 12 Jan 2013 13:40:06 26,520 posts
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Ha! That's brilliant! Does anybody know if there are any more of these responses? It'd be pretty handy if we had a thread to collect them all.

senso-ji 12 Jan 2013 21:26:13 8,283 posts
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Aaron Schwartz, one of the founders of Reddit, hangs himself

Fab4 13 Jan 2013 12:41:16 8,304 posts
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senso-ji wrote:
Aaron Schwartz, one of the founders of Reddit, hangs himself

Swartz

senso-ji 13 Jan 2013 13:32:34 8,283 posts
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My mistake.

JuanKerr 14 Jan 2013 08:46:59 37,708 posts
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Man throws puppy at biker gang and then escapes on bulldozer.

smoothpete 14 Jan 2013 09:31:31 34,629 posts
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Big Issue vendors stabbed in Birmingham

Can anyone spot the most interesting thing about this story?

Deleted user 14 January 2013 09:32:46

Less smelly people in Birmingham? Admittedly there won't be much in it.

Deleted user 14 January 2013 09:33:33

Amazing!

Also the homeless people both have very posh names. Sad story though

smoothpete 14 Jan 2013 09:38:30 34,629 posts
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beedeebeedeebeedee you have the right to remain silent

glaeken 14 Jan 2013 09:44:17 11,893 posts
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I think someone is having a laugh with a few of those names.

Deleted user 14 January 2013 14:08:42

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the random news story to end all random new stories:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211

neilka 14 Jan 2013 14:11:40 21,201 posts
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You wait two and a half years and then two come along at once.

glaeken 14 Jan 2013 14:19:29 11,893 posts
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It almost makes me want to stop taking my meds when you realise something so awesome could be the result.

Deleted user 14 January 2013 14:22:29

It's the bulldozer getaway that really makes the story for me.

billythekid 14 Jan 2013 14:23:40 12,196 posts
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That must have come from a random news generator, you couldn't make it up!

fletch7100 15 Jan 2013 16:04:57 8,368 posts
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http://news.sky.com/story/1038312/cleaner-steals-train-and-hits-house-in-sweden

oceanmotion 15 Jan 2013 16:15:26 17,316 posts
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Such random news and awesome. Wow.

glaeken 15 Jan 2013 16:24:22 11,893 posts
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Oops sorry that was me. I decided to go ahead and stop my meds and that is what happened. Unfortunately I was unable to get a puppy at short notice to spice it up a bit.

Edited by glaeken at 16:25:13 15-01-2013

Fab4 15 Jan 2013 19:35:45 8,304 posts
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Just say neigh!

Edit: Btw, its actually quite tasty. When I studied in Germany they were everywhere.

Edited by Fab4 at 19:37:13 15-01-2013

Psychotext 15 Jan 2013 20:01:51 62,857 posts
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The pig thing could be a fairly major problem for them. Oops.

ronuds 15 Jan 2013 20:05:58 21,781 posts
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I can't wait to hear their excuse for the horse meat.

LockeTribal 15 Jan 2013 20:27:58 4,678 posts
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I'm sure Tesco et al will just say its horses for courses.

FartPipe 16 Jan 2013 00:03:56 5,307 posts
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All them abused murdered race horses have to go somewhere, where better than our bellies.

MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 16 Jan 2013 06:49:49 47,491 posts
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Man outsources his own job to China, and lives the dream.

Psychotext 16 Jan 2013 08:39:58 62,857 posts
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Can't fault him really.

fletch7100 16 Jan 2013 08:40:17 8,368 posts
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MrTomFTW wrote:
Man outsources his own job to China, and lives the dream.

Great story, love the watch cat videos part of his working day

Reminded me of this story

http://defensetech.org/2012/05/30/smoking-gun-proof-that-military-chips-from-china-are-infected/

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