'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 230

  • Trowel 7 Mar 2018 22:34:20 22,031 posts
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    Perhaps he accidentally bumped into the bottle of nerve agent as he was climbing into Vladimir's home-made submarine?
  • elstoof 8 Mar 2018 07:26:22 20,064 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:

    Poison them in public with a nerve agent and you are making a statement.
    Iím sure all the other traitorous Russian ex spooks have heard the statement quite clearly
  • elstoof 8 Mar 2018 07:40:14 20,064 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    When did they get to you elstoof?
    I am just regular football loving english guy from England south east who love queen and country

    Edited by elstoof at 07:40:54 08-03-2018
  • mothercruncher 8 Mar 2018 08:31:57 14,965 posts
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    Shit parent blames videogames.

    ďIím not super strictĒ.
  • Frogofdoom 8 Mar 2018 09:32:35 8,590 posts
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    I like the way the kid is like "its nice not to have it now". He has clearly redownloaded it and is hammering it whenever he can.
  • Jono62 9 Mar 2018 19:44:26 20,120 posts
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    Martin Shkreli jailed for fraud
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Mar 2018 19:50:03 14,314 posts
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    That's a shame.
  • Frogofdoom 9 Mar 2018 19:51:20 8,590 posts
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    Result.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Mar 2018 20:00:51 7,796 posts
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    I'm actually shocked that a verminous cunt such as he actually received his comeuppance.
  • Frogofdoom 9 Mar 2018 20:22:55 8,590 posts
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    He arrived in prison and one of the gangs approached him and said its your turn to be bitch. He asked how much money it would take to change that and was told normally it would be 10 dollars but now its gone up to 5000.
  • FuzzyDucky 10 Mar 2018 00:41:05 3,220 posts
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    Hopefully someone enterprising individual in jail pumps him full of AIDS.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 10 Mar 2018 12:36:51 6,840 posts
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    First Class Lemur business

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-norfolk-42610996/banham-zoo-lemurs-mob-bbc-news-reporter
  • mal 10 Mar 2018 22:42:25 29,326 posts
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    I enjoyed this two parted story of AI expectations maybe being set slightly higher than is sensible.

    https://thespinoff.co.nz/unsponsored/06-03-2018/the-mystery-of-zach-new-zealands-all-too-miraculous-medical-ai/

    Who knows, maybe it is real?
  • Trowel 10 Mar 2018 22:57:37 22,031 posts
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    Nothing to see here, just riding a horse in a nightclub:

    https://twitter.com/i/moments/972524233896157184
  • RandolphCarter 12 Mar 2018 16:40:58 773 posts
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    Another week, another instance of the mass-rape of children being covered up in Britain

    The story makes me fucking sick. I'm shaking with anger.

    Edited by RandolphCarter at 16:41:42 12-03-2018
  • nickthegun 12 Mar 2018 17:05:03 74,075 posts
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    I can only imagine the wide on jayda fransen got while reading that.
  • Armoured_Bear 12 Mar 2018 17:17:14 22,625 posts
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    RandolphCarter wrote:
    Another week, another instance of the mass-rape of children being covered up in Britain

    The story makes me fucking sick. I'm shaking with anger.
    No you're not.
  • RandolphCarter 12 Mar 2018 17:21:05 773 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    RandolphCarter wrote:
    Another week, another instance of the mass-rape of children being covered up in Britain

    The story makes me fucking sick. I'm shaking with anger.
    No you're not.
    What are you implying?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Mar 2018 17:25:26 14,314 posts
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    That you're not shaking with anger?
  • Frogofdoom 12 Mar 2018 17:25:42 8,590 posts
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    That you aren't actually so angry that you are physically shaking.
  • macmurphy 12 Mar 2018 17:26:06 3,100 posts
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    I'm guessing he thinks you're shaking with desire.

    Who shakes with anger reading about something? I don't even shake with anger when I'm angry about something in my life. Best I can manage is a mild shaking of the head.

    Only time I shake is when I'm finishing a piss.
  • mal 12 Mar 2018 17:26:07 29,326 posts
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    You must be a very good typist, to type like that while shaking.

    Also, I'd prefer to read this story from a more reputable source than the daily mirror before I nail my morals to the door, but it doesn't look good, I'll agree on that.
  • RandolphCarter 12 Mar 2018 17:34:30 773 posts
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    I just find it truly disturbing that these massive abuses are being covered up by various sources who are in collusion with one another.

    And yes, I was seething to the point my hands were trembling - more so about the fact that we are being deceived in truly horrifying ways by those who rule over us.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Mar 2018 17:35:42 14,314 posts
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    Maybe he has undiagnosed early onset parkinson's.
  • Frogofdoom 12 Mar 2018 17:39:48 8,590 posts
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    Maybe you should not use the internet, if you find things that make you shake with anger on it then maybe its not for you.

    We would miss you but its for the best.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Mar 2018 17:42:05 7,796 posts
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    Stealth I'm secretly the Hulk post.
  • SaltyStephen 12 Mar 2018 17:56:12 450 posts
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    @Decks you should draw him literally shaking with anger.
  • mrpon 12 Mar 2018 18:05:25 34,430 posts
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    @RandolphCarter do you think you could read it again and video the hand tremble?
  • RandolphCarter 12 Mar 2018 18:19:52 773 posts
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    SaltyStephen wrote:
    @Decks you should draw him literally shaking with anger.
    Haha, do it! :lol:
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