'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 273

  • challenge_hanukkah 18 Dec 2018 11:02:12 10,907 posts
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    Toxie wrote:
    Reading this chaat is driving me baati. Nan of you kheer that the restaurant didn't have aloo.
    Fuck you, salty.
  • THFourteen 18 Dec 2018 11:02:33 52,209 posts
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    Epic Phaal.
  • Graxlar_v3 18 Dec 2018 11:03:06 6,867 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah

    Its Christopher Dale now C_H. He has people after him so he changed his name.

    Aloo you know this by now.
  • Humperfunk 18 Dec 2018 11:12:23 7,999 posts
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    Were he to apologise, it would curry favour with the forum.
  • THFourteen 18 Dec 2018 11:12:54 52,209 posts
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    Shut your gobis
  • JamboWayOh 18 Dec 2018 11:13:41 13,617 posts
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    You guys need to have a long, hard vindalook at yourselves with all this victimising.
  • challenge_hanukkah 18 Dec 2018 11:14:35 10,907 posts
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    Humperfunk wrote:
    Were he to apologise, it would curry favour with the forum.
    I'm not sure we're all that keema to be fair.
  • challenge_hanukkah 18 Dec 2018 11:17:33 10,907 posts
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    He'll never be pilau'd back into my heart.

    DOUBLE KILL
  • minky-kong 18 Dec 2018 11:17:52 14,285 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Humperfunk wrote:
    Were he to apologise, it would curry favour with the forum.
    I'm not sure we're all that keema to be fair.
    I doubt we'll get an apology, but it would be a Bhuna-s.
  • Nexus_6 18 Dec 2018 11:18:12 4,248 posts
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    If he only apologised and admitted he was being a bit of a cunt (again) we might welcome him back - he could cumin from the cold.
  • billythekid 18 Dec 2018 11:23:26 12,356 posts
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    So we're just samosa believe what he told us?
  • challenge_hanukkah 18 Dec 2018 11:24:15 10,907 posts
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    Yeah, maybe if it turned out he was only rogan joshing.

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 11:24:41 18-12-2018
  • billythekid 18 Dec 2018 11:25:32 12,356 posts
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    He's taken us all for murghs.
  • Humperfunk 18 Dec 2018 11:26:21 7,999 posts
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    I'm sure his intentions were puree.
  • Deleted user 18 December 2018 11:27:17
    If he reads these comments he will fall into a korma (coma).
  • Deleted user 18 December 2018 11:27:52
    (coma)
  • billythekid 18 Dec 2018 11:31:52 12,356 posts
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    He's probably just crying into his pilau right now.
  • Nexus_6 18 Dec 2018 11:51:11 4,248 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    He's probably just crying into his pilau right now.
    FUCKING BRILLIANT
  • X201 18 Dec 2018 11:51:47 19,249 posts
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    I love it when judges get creative:D


    Deer poacher sentenced to watch Bambi in prison

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46597364
  • Humperfunk 18 Dec 2018 11:53:38 7,999 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    He's probably just crying into his pilau right now.
    Hahahahahaha superb :D
  • Salaman 18 Dec 2018 12:02:20 23,643 posts
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    Jyzzy-Z wrote:
    If he reads these comments he will fall into a korma (coma).
    If you have to clarify your pun it's not that good.
  • Deleted user 18 December 2018 12:05:35
    Salaman wrote:
    Jyzzy-Z wrote:
    If he reads these comments he will fall into a korma (coma).
    If you have to clarify your pun it's not that good.
    (

    C O M A

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  • billythekid 18 Dec 2018 12:12:56 12,356 posts
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    ,
  • neilka 18 Dec 2018 12:13:01 22,559 posts
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    A Gosht Story
  • mothercruncher 18 Dec 2018 15:49:01 16,273 posts
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    He's a right number 2.

    (Like, on the menu. Number 2 on the menu of the Indian restaurant with the dishes).

    Over to you Salaman.
  • Salaman 18 Dec 2018 17:13:46 23,643 posts
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    N U M B E R 2
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  • brokenkey 18 Dec 2018 17:25:50 10,238 posts
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    He's not going to come back on here with all the argie-bhaji going on.
  • elstoof 18 Dec 2018 17:44:33 23,444 posts
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    Mr T was actually the oncologist who gave the diagnosis, and when mongo ran from the room Mr T could be heard to mutter “chapati the fool”
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 18 Dec 2018 18:08:06 5,975 posts
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    Think this should probably stop now. The undignified exhumation of one of the less-funny bits of forum drama is bad. The curry-based puns are quite possibly worse.
  • JamboWayOh 18 Dec 2018 18:10:13 13,617 posts
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    Pray tell how we can exhume it in a dignified manner?
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