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  • up_the_ante 8 Jan 2019 22:04:56 927 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    up_the_ante wrote:
    I don't read the Daily Star, but I'll wank at the pictures
    FTFY
    Over Paul Gascoigne in a wig? That's a hard wank
  • JamboWayOh 8 Jan 2019 22:18:28 11,744 posts
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    up_the_ante wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    up_the_ante wrote:
    I don't read the Daily Star, but I'll wank at the pictures
    FTFY
    Over Paul Gascoigne in a wig? That's a hard wank
    Sounds like a challenge to me.
  • thelzdking 9 Jan 2019 02:36:45 9,030 posts
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    He might turn with a KFC to help you out.
  • mothercruncher 14 Jan 2019 17:42:23 15,914 posts
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    Interesting article on sun and how it's awesome for you.
  • DrStrangelove 14 Jan 2019 18:49:49 13,634 posts
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    Going out into the sun is just too high a price to pay
  • KRadiation 15 Jan 2019 10:49:00 1,395 posts
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-46862566

    Anger over 'naked men' at unisex changing rooms in Bath


    I had to double check that wasn't a parody bbc news website.
  • Load_2.0 15 Jan 2019 12:10:41 28,748 posts
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    KRadiation wrote:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-46862566

    Anger over 'naked men' at unisex changing rooms in Bath


    I had to double check that wasn't a parody bbc news website.
    Old men swimmers are pretty awful. There is only so much random cock you want to see each day.
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 Jan 2019 12:13:31 9,877 posts
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    Speak for yourself.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 Jan 2019 12:18:02 18,389 posts
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    Gender is only a social construct. Now look at my ballbag.
  • mrpon 15 Jan 2019 12:49:08 35,027 posts
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    @Load_2.0 I try and avert my gaze when they hoist up the belly fat.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Jan 2019 12:53:39 11,744 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    @Load_2.0 I try and avert my gaze when they hoist up the belly fat.
    Don't lie! You're there with your eyes out on stalks rocking a great big stonker!
  • mrpon 15 Jan 2019 13:03:48 35,027 posts
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    Have you ever tried to envelop your package with ball skin? I have and it's amazing. Like a fleshy cod piece.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 Jan 2019 13:10:15 18,389 posts
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    Gets a lot easier to do as you get older. I reckon I'll be able to pull it over my head by the time I'm 50.
  • sport 15 Jan 2019 14:39:33 14,820 posts
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    https://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences2/locker_room
  • Psychotext 15 Jan 2019 16:51:04 64,702 posts
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    I don't get that... I've seen quite a few shared changing rooms and literally never seen anyone wandering around naked. You get changed in the cubicle then go about your business.

    Women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted in unisex facilities.
    Citation needed.
  • sport 15 Jan 2019 16:57:53 14,820 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    I've seen quite a few shared changing rooms
    From inside?
  • Psychotext 16 Jan 2019 00:45:47 64,702 posts
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    Sometimes.
  • Dougs 16 Jan 2019 07:02:18 88,244 posts
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    In the dark?
  • X201 16 Jan 2019 09:30:03 18,946 posts
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    You're never in the dark with night vision goggles
  • Psychotext 16 Jan 2019 09:34:15 64,702 posts
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    Always.
  • smoothpete 18 Jan 2019 15:54:19 35,432 posts
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    My favourite news story this year by far

    Dog Accidentally Runs Half-Marathon After Being Let Out For Pee, Finishes 7th
  • RichDC 18 Jan 2019 16:00:45 8,131 posts
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    Haha! Though I think looking at some of the pictures, the story is actually 3 years old.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 18 Jan 2019 16:06:04 18,389 posts
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    That story lead me to the latest picture of that girl who got all the weird plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie.

  • mrpon 18 Jan 2019 17:03:42 35,027 posts
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    Right click "Search Google for image"

    :D
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 18 Jan 2019 17:20:50 18,389 posts
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    Money well spent!
  • nickthegun 18 Jan 2019 17:56:11 76,737 posts
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    I think that's a fairly well established hoax/misreport and she's actually a makeup artist or something
  • Load_2.0 21 Jan 2019 21:45:45 28,748 posts
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    Travelodge didn't pay a construction worker so he asked about payment politely at reception.


    https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/digger-driver-smashes-hotel-during-15711322.amp?__twitter_impression=true
  • up_the_ante 21 Jan 2019 21:57:26 927 posts
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    I think I could be a journalist today. Scour the internet for a video, start the first line of the article "This is the shocking moment when..." and then proceed to explain exactly what is happening in the video.
  • mothercruncher 22 Jan 2019 08:32:12 15,914 posts
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    The internal view is even better:

  • elstoof 23 Jan 2019 07:27:06 22,600 posts
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    https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/21/ancient-scottish-stone-circle-was-built-in-1990s?CMP=fb_gu&__twitter_impression=true
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