'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 295

  • KRadiation 14 Jul 2019 20:32:32 1,488 posts
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    He was bursting for a piss and the zipper on the back had broken off. Just trying to get some help that's all.
  • Darth_Flibble 14 Jul 2019 21:02:12 3,851 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    askew wrote:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140

    This is fucked up! Those pictures are creepy enough.

    ETA: hope somebody twats him one next he jumps out on them.
    Christ that is genuinely terrifying. Can almost guarantee it's someone who is highly respected in the community.
    I don't think "golets" is well respected in any community
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Jul 2019 21:45:18 8,381 posts
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    Meanwhile Bruce Willis shot someone in the dick. I hope this woman is happy
  • thelzdking 15 Jul 2019 06:52:21 9,791 posts
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    Darth_Flibble wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    askew wrote:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140

    This is fucked up! Those pictures are creepy enough.

    ETA: hope somebody twats him one next he jumps out on them.
    Christ that is genuinely terrifying. Can almost guarantee it's someone who is highly respected in the community.
    I don't think "golets" is well respected in any community
    I was thinking CharlieStCloud.
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 Jul 2019 08:37:25 11,900 posts
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    It's only gay if the golets touch.
  • DrStrangelove 17 Jul 2019 21:38:13 14,838 posts
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  • freddymercurystwin 18 Jul 2019 11:57:04 1,832 posts
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    Haha, made me chuckle! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49029845
  • TechnoHippy 18 Jul 2019 12:29:48 15,863 posts
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    An expensive plane trip - https://news.sky.com/story/jet2com-orders-abusive-passenger-to-pay-16385k-after-raf-jets-escort-plane-back-to-uk-11765183
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 18 Jul 2019 12:33:48 7,428 posts
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    @TechnoHippy I'm kind of curious as to just what she did to escalate the incident to that level. I used to work in the aviation field (until around 5 years ago) and I know the rough outline of the escalation process they use for security incidents. Actually getting interceptors scrambled takes some doing - possibly trying to force the cockpit door to the point where the crew were seriously worried?
  • TechnoHippy 18 Jul 2019 12:38:32 15,863 posts
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    She was apparently trying to open the fuselage doors, it doesn't mention the cockpit. However if she had managed to open the doors the plane would have depressurized and need to perform an emergency landing. In which case the fighters could have been there to provide eyes on guidance, or to make sure this wasn't all a fake to change the course of the plane to a target.
  • nickthegun 18 Jul 2019 12:40:04 79,824 posts
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    She screamed something like 'youre all going to die, I'm going to kill you all' and tried to open the outside door.

    I assume that's every box ticked other than 'is brown?' in the potential terror event handbook.
  • Psychotext 18 Jul 2019 12:49:23 65,940 posts
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    She looks kinda crazy in her pictures. I'd be scared. lol
  • Deleted user 19 July 2019 06:55:03
    There’s a video on another site where it sounds like she was pissed and was talking about killing herself. The cockpit was also open to passengers by the looks of things and it speaks oh her “storming” it and trying to open the external door.
  • Jono62 20 Jul 2019 12:30:39 23,370 posts
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    Apologies for the s*n link, but to follow up the airline story above; couple who helped restrain the woman want compo

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9532847/jet2-passengers-restrained-air-rage-payout/
  • stephenb 20 Jul 2019 12:50:16 3,443 posts
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    It amazes, well actually it doesn't, how the media reports on someone trying to open an exterior plane door but don't mention that it's impossible because the cabin is pressurized.

    Edited by stephenb at 12:50:34 20-07-2019
  • Psychotext 20 Jul 2019 18:14:35 65,940 posts
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    Maybe she's REALLY strong. lol
  • Jono62 26 Jul 2019 17:30:58 23,370 posts
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    Poor woman

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12251948
  • JamboWayOh 26 Jul 2019 18:18:16 16,652 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Poor woman

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12251948
    What the fuck is wrong with her face, it's like she had too much collagen injected.
  • Psychotext 26 Jul 2019 20:48:41 65,940 posts
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    I don't do instagram... what's there instead of likes now, nothing?
  • Deleted user 26 July 2019 21:00:52
    Psychotext wrote:
    I don't do instagram... what's there instead of likes now, nothing?
    Tears...
  • Trowel 2 Aug 2019 10:04:48 22,861 posts
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    Breaking: Photoshopping flat cap on parrot not breach of code, says IPSO

    https://www.pressgazette.co.uk/photoshopping-flat-cap-on-parrot-not-breach-of-code-says-ipso/

    The Daily Star did not breach accuracy guidelines by photoshopping a flat cap onto a parrot, a press regulator has ruled.

    Parrot re-homing charity All Star Parrots complained to the Independent Press Standards Organisation about an article in the Daily Star published under the headline “Beaky Blinders” on 28 February this year.

    The charity added that the Daily Star had “compared the parrot to a psychotic television character” by putting a flat cap on it.

    The charity argued that the joking nod toward the BBC drama Peaky Blinders was “not a responsible way to portray the parrot” and said the publication did not have its permission to add the flat cap to its image.


    Macaw to follow.
  • freddymercurystwin 2 Aug 2019 10:28:39 1,832 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    An expensive plane trip - https://news.sky.com/story/jet2com-orders-abusive-passenger-to-pay-16385k-after-raf-jets-escort-plane-back-to-uk-11765183
    And sadly this girl was apparently successful in her attempt at opening the door https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-49192865 I call foul play ....
  • askew 4 Aug 2019 19:08:22 20,563 posts
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47214207

    What the fuck?!
  • TechnoHippy 4 Aug 2019 19:37:50 15,863 posts
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    That's fucking awful.
  • fontgeeksogood 4 Aug 2019 19:40:13 8,381 posts
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    But is it art
  • TechnoHippy 4 Aug 2019 19:42:35 15,863 posts
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    Heh :-)
  • JamboWayOh 4 Aug 2019 19:50:23 16,652 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    But is it art
    Oof.
  • Dougs 4 Aug 2019 20:18:27 91,753 posts
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    https://mobile.twitter.com/ArtDecider
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 4 Aug 2019 20:54:27 7,428 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    But is it art
    Congratulations, you just made me squirt beer out my nose when I read that.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 5 Aug 2019 16:22:38 22,231 posts
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