'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 299

  • barchetta 12 Sep 2019 11:47:56 2,143 posts
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    This looked quite interesting - maybe more for the science/tech thread...

    Holographic calls/displays
  • neilka 14 Sep 2019 13:12:32 23,002 posts
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    Gold toilet stolen in Blenheim Palace burglary, and the police miss the opportunity to say that they have nothing to go on. #brokenbritain
  • askew 16 Sep 2019 17:59:50 20,683 posts
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49718448

    That's some serious hard steroid-assisted work, but it does look like his head has been photoshopped on.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 Sep 2019 18:06:29 22,627 posts
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    A bit rich calling a professional bodybuilder a disgrace for using steroids.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 Sep 2019 18:07:50 22,627 posts
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    That little purple pouch of balls on the other hand, is a disgrace to all that is holy.
  • Deleted user 16 September 2019 18:19:58
    Decks wrote:
    A bit rich calling a professional bodybuilder a disgrace for using steroids.
    Selling steroids is what I read
  • neilka 16 Sep 2019 18:36:38 23,002 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    That little purple pouch of balls on the other hand, is a disgrace to all that is holy.
    There's no need to drag ecosse into this.
  • Mola_Ram 18 Sep 2019 10:17:22 22,395 posts
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    https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673
  • Mola_Ram 18 Sep 2019 10:17:47 22,395 posts
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    You don't need a description, the URL is enough.
  • Deleted user 18 September 2019 12:47:55
    Is that a Final Fantasy summons?
  • Graxlar_v3 18 Sep 2019 12:58:21 9,158 posts
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    https://uk.ign.com/articles/2019/09/18/toxic-dota-2-players-are-being-hit-with-19-year-bans

    So... no more DOTA?
  • mothercruncher 19 Sep 2019 20:35:44 17,091 posts
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    You know those local news articles about fencing disputes or, I donít know, a horny old bald man who canít admit he got porn to his wife where the participants are required to look peeved for the camera?

    Hereís one where a man demonstrates the 36 hour erection he had.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 19 Sep 2019 20:43:50 22,627 posts
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  • Frogofdoom 19 Sep 2019 20:54:20 15,416 posts
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    https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/11/man-left-in-hospital-for-two-weeks-with-permanent-erection-10554301/
  • Frogofdoom 19 Sep 2019 20:54:23 15,416 posts
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  • Jono62 27 Sep 2019 14:57:41 23,639 posts
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    Milkybarkid from the forum has been in the news

    https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/i-cant-help-having-big-3362946
  • JamboWayOh 27 Sep 2019 14:59:20 17,182 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Milkybarkid from the forum has been in the news

    https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/i-cant-help-having-big-3362946
    I know what excuse I'm using when I go shoplifting.
  • Psychotext 28 Sep 2019 09:53:43 65,950 posts
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    glol, brilliant.
  • Mola_Ram 28 Sep 2019 19:16:38 22,395 posts
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  • neilka 28 Sep 2019 20:27:23 23,002 posts
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  • X201 3 Oct 2019 17:04:00 19,861 posts
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    All together, after three...
    1, 2, 3.. Turn the pump off you knobhead

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-49918971/extinction-rebellion-lose-control-of-fake-blood-hose
  • DrStrangelove 3 Oct 2019 17:34:00 14,913 posts
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    Love how they're trying to catch it and stomp on it instead of turning it off, like Donald Duck or sum'n

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 17:34:51 03-10-2019
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 4 Oct 2019 12:07:19 7,724 posts
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    And you thought you were cross about the removal of the headphone jack...
  • TechnoHippy 4 Oct 2019 12:14:57 16,046 posts
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    Wow - that's pretty mental.
  • DrStrangelove 4 Oct 2019 12:22:59 14,913 posts
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    glol
  • macmurphy 5 Oct 2019 20:34:55 4,164 posts
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    Four men beaten to death with pipe

  • neilka 5 Oct 2019 20:55:10 23,002 posts
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    Detectives are baffled by a chicken in a dustbin found at the scene
  • freddymercurystwin 9 Oct 2019 10:52:21 1,868 posts
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    I'm all for damages to be awarded but the figure awarded thus far seems a tad excessive! :)

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49982237
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Oct 2019 10:59:01 9,158 posts
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    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    I'm all for damages to be awarded but the figure awarded thus far seems a tad excessive! :)

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49982237
    Lol, i wonder what basis they used to decide that amount? Surely it is just going to be dropped to pennies in an appeal
  • Zomoniac 9 Oct 2019 12:10:20 10,107 posts
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    Coleen Rooney has turned detective and accused Rebekah Vardy of selling her stories to the Sun. It's amazing.
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