'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 302

  • fontgeeksogood 10 Dec 2019 22:44:02 8,918 posts
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    the Canadian influencer
    She's gonna have to do better at this, I have no interest in a fat vagina
  • JamboWayOh 10 Dec 2019 22:46:35 17,763 posts
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    https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21063257.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Woman-who-spent-USD100k-modifying-her-body-reveals-pros-and-cons-of-vaginal-customisation.jpg

    HAWT!!!!

    Edit: Cmon PES, surely you'd go straight for THAT vagina? You could park a superbike in that camel toe.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 22:48:08 10-12-2019
  • mothercruncher 10 Dec 2019 22:48:19 17,355 posts
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    She does indeed have a little ballsack, how cute.
  • fontgeeksogood 10 Dec 2019 22:49:49 8,918 posts
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    I'd have a go on dem tiddies TBH but think she's more user nickthegun's type
  • Jono62 11 Dec 2019 00:21:06 24,055 posts
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    @JamboWayOh moose hoof surely

    Edited by Jono62 at 00:21:15 11-12-2019
  • neilka 11 Dec 2019 00:57:29 23,110 posts
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    Someone's going to have to tell mowgli he's got competition for the title of fattest cunt.

    Edited by neilka at 00:57:37 11-12-2019
  • mrpon 11 Dec 2019 10:41:58 35,921 posts
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    Yup, seems to match her expectations on the wall.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Dec 2019 10:48:44 23,287 posts
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    She's got a long way to go, there's a woman I work with who has a much fatter vagina than that. We call her fudge knuckle. Well I do. In my head.
  • nickthegun 11 Dec 2019 10:52:22 80,509 posts
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    She looks like the Pete Burns final evolution.
  • JamboWayOh 11 Dec 2019 11:14:27 17,763 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    She's got a long way to go, there's a woman I work with who has a much fatter vagina than that. We call her fudge knuckle. Well I do. In my head.
    Is her camel toe as prominent as the lady from the article?
  • IRWATWO 11 Dec 2019 11:39:54 566 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    She looks like the Pete Burns final evolution.
    Fucking lol, cheered me right up, nice one :)
  • Jono62 11 Dec 2019 22:05:55 24,055 posts
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    https://slate.com/culture/2019/12/josh-brolin-perineum-sunning-severe-burns-danger-will-robinson.html
  • Psychotext 11 Dec 2019 22:10:42 66,144 posts
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    ahahahaha
  • Mola_Ram 11 Dec 2019 22:34:57 22,755 posts
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    Going to need some (mind) bleach after that one.
  • Jono62 17 Dec 2019 14:28:53 24,055 posts
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    Won't somebody think of the pigs

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50821103
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Dec 2019 14:30:34 8,918 posts
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    There's a labour shortage? Can't Tim employ some Eastern Europeans
  • JamboWayOh 20 Dec 2019 14:26:35 17,763 posts
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    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/20/anne-sacoolas-charged-over-death-of-harry-dunn

    Doubt anything will come of this due to the near impossibility of getting her extradited and Trump's intervention.
  • neilka 22 Dec 2019 13:57:52 23,110 posts
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    The old "trapped in Christmas card factory, send help" routine actually worked: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50883161
  • fontgeeksogood 22 Dec 2019 20:36:11 8,918 posts
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    Her dad has a bit of a 'Ron Virgin Media' look about him, as if his prank on his little girl seems to have grown legs he can no longer control
  • Jono62 22 Dec 2019 20:48:43 24,055 posts
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    @fontgeeksogood Glol. He was trying to not buy her presents and thought that would work.
  • nudistpete 23 Dec 2019 12:38:34 1,109 posts
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    https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/panic-tesco-shoppers-cram-aisles-3672383

    Writing newspaper subheadlines must be the most fun job in the world.
  • Graxlar_v3 23 Dec 2019 20:26:53 9,632 posts
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    nudistpete wrote:
    https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/panic-tesco-shoppers-cram-aisles-3672383

    Writing newspaper subheadlines must be the most fun job in the world.
    Even funnier when you consider the picture is of Asda trollies
  • JoeBlade 23 Dec 2019 20:54:32 4,690 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    nudistpete wrote:
    https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/panic-tesco-shoppers-cram-aisles-3672383

    Writing newspaper subheadlines must be the most fun job in the world.
    Even funnier when you consider the picture is of Asda trollies
    Both are mentioned in the article. Plus, the Panic at the Disco reference does work a bit better with Tesco than with Asda.
  • Hexamaster999 23 Dec 2019 21:00:13 5 posts
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    Again, people amaze me, and disgust me in a way no amount of gore or feet porn ever could.
  • challenge_hanukkah 23 Dec 2019 21:03:46 12,202 posts
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    I wonder if Quaddy's ever footed a cunt?
  • askew 23 Dec 2019 21:04:59 20,995 posts
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    …people seem to have been caught unawares by Christmas coming on December 25 this year
    Arf.
  • sport 23 Dec 2019 21:10:52 15,704 posts
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    Quick reminder to stock up on that milk tomorrow lads.
  • Jono62 23 Dec 2019 21:38:21 24,055 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Quick reminder to stock up on that milk tomorrow lads.
    I'm alright. I've got a milkman
  • Technoishmatt 23 Dec 2019 23:10:24 3,927 posts
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    Put our milkman on hold as we are away up north.

    But found Channel Island milk at Tesco. Pasteurized, non homogenized, with extra fat content. My son is lapping it ups
  • Nexus_6 24 Dec 2019 01:22:28 4,592 posts
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    Guys there’s a thread for milk thank you very much
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