'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 304

  • TechnoHippy 17 Jan 2020 08:50:13 16,943 posts
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    I like the cut of his jib - http://www.kake.com/story/41562982/kansas-man-requests-trial-by-combat-with-swords-to-settle-custody-battle-with-ex-wife
  • X201 17 Jan 2020 18:18:11 20,544 posts
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    Great headline

    Loose horse rescued from Cardiff road and put on bus

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51146051
  • QBX 22 Jan 2020 22:06:07 160 posts
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    Sperm donations from dead men should be allowed.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51174638

    Where do I sign!
  • Saul_Iscariot 22 Jan 2020 22:08:09 3,647 posts
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    @QBX Do they do a 21 day aged variety as a sandwich filling? Just asking for a friend.
  • HookJaw 22 Jan 2020 23:09:08 265 posts
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    Saul_Iscariot wrote:
    @QBX Do they do a 21 day aged variety as a sandwich filling? Just asking for a friend.
    Genuine lol! Fucking hell....

    I have visions of hollow faced, toothless, penny-pinching harridans bustling around the reduced aisle in a supermarket waiting to snatch up a pot of '21 day old' dead men's semen with a '30% off!' orange sticker emblazoned on the pot because it's on the very cusp of its use-by date.

    Semen and cress sandwiches. Delightful.
  • neilka 23 Jan 2020 00:02:08 23,258 posts
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    I believe that was the pitch for Cooking with Paris.
  • elstoof 23 Jan 2020 07:10:17 25,566 posts
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    Can you still wank off a rigor mortis cock? Also asking for a friend?
  • askew 23 Jan 2020 09:34:23 21,297 posts
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    I wonder what it's like to stick an electrical probe into a dead mans anus to make him jizz…
  • TechnoHippy 23 Jan 2020 10:33:14 16,943 posts
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    Not as much fun as doing it to a live man I suspect.
  • JamboWayOh 23 Jan 2020 10:50:20 18,670 posts
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    askew wrote:
    I wonder what it's like to stick an electrical probe into a dead mans anus to make him jizz…
    Asking for a friend?
  • mrpon 23 Jan 2020 11:00:02 36,107 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Can you still wank off a rigor mortis cock? Also asking for a friend?
    QBX?
  • elstoof 24 Jan 2020 07:22:13 25,566 posts
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    Be safe out there lads

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10795074/doctors-stop-banana-peelings-pleasure-rashes-sores/amp/
  • spurslol 24 Jan 2020 07:26:48 392 posts
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    more of a headline than a story but I did enjoy it

    https://i.imgur.com/7jfnAYC.jpg
  • smoothpete 24 Jan 2020 07:47:54 36,744 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Be safe out there lads

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10795074/doctors-stop-banana-peelings-pleasure-rashes-sores/amp/
    Banana sales suddenly skyrocket
  • elstoof 24 Jan 2020 07:57:16 25,566 posts
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    According to the New York Times, one Banaba user slipped on his spent banana and hit his head on the toilet seat, so the danger is quite real
  • fontgeeksogood 24 Jan 2020 07:59:51 9,444 posts
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    Yet another downside of Brexit, surely you all now WANT the EU approved non-bendy bananas
  • elstoof 24 Jan 2020 08:01:27 25,566 posts
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    A slight bend to one side is normal, apparently
  • elstoof 24 Jan 2020 08:04:16 25,566 posts
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    What about getting one of those bunches of mini bananas and wearing those like a glove at the same time, could be a game changer

    Edited by elstoof at 08:04:41 24-01-2020
  • Jono62 24 Jan 2020 08:05:36 24,735 posts
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    I'm going to try it with a pineapple skin
  • elstoof 24 Jan 2020 08:12:27 25,566 posts
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    Plantain for me
  • fontgeeksogood 24 Jan 2020 08:13:55 9,444 posts
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    One of my friends wanted to put his dick in Fiona Apple's skin
  • Psychotext 24 Jan 2020 10:07:24 66,551 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    One of my friends wanted to put his dick in Fiona Apple's skin
    There are certain forum members with plans to wear the skin of certain celebrities.
  • fontgeeksogood 24 Jan 2020 11:15:25 9,444 posts
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    Burkey has been quiet lately
  • Vortex808 24 Jan 2020 11:17:59 13,748 posts
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    Oddly enough, I noticed he posted in a thread here just the other week, so must still be around.

    He didn't mention whose skin he was wearing in the post.
  • smoothpete 24 Jan 2020 12:05:10 36,744 posts
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    On my yahoo, the headline:

    "Rafael Nadal drills ball girl in head in scary moment during win"

    Probably could have chosen a different word than "drills"
  • drhickman1983 24 Jan 2020 13:40:19 6,603 posts
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    That would be a pretty scary moment.
  • elstoof 24 Jan 2020 13:59:48 25,566 posts
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    His delaying tactics are getting out of hand
  • TechnoHippy 29 Jan 2020 14:43:44 16,943 posts
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    No fish farm for you - because of the sea fairies: https://www.scotsman.com/news/people/scottish-fish-farm-rejected-after-campaigners-warn-fishermen-could-be-lured-to-their-deaths-by-fairies-1-5079509
  • Nexus_6 29 Jan 2020 15:11:18 4,847 posts
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    Vortex808 wrote:
    Oddly enough, I noticed he posted in a thread here just the other week, so must still be around.

    He didn't mention whose skin he was wearing in the post.
    He turned up for the first time in a year in the Star Trek thread. I asked how Ms Vickers was but he didn't respond. Probably mouldering away nicely.
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