'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 309

  • Rogueywon 29 May 2020 10:40:47 12,264 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    Happens all the time :-) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-52843846
    Surprised it didn't happen in Smethwick.
  • smoothpete 29 May 2020 12:31:52 37,723 posts
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    @decks have you been writing amazon reviews lately?

    https://imgur.com/gallery/9zWHmNE
  • mothercruncher 29 May 2020 13:08:23 19,420 posts
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    Fuck yeah. I need one now.
  • TechnoHippy 29 May 2020 17:32:30 19,217 posts
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    Need to wire one of these bad boys up!

  • Trowel 3 Jun 2020 11:09:02 24,498 posts
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    I'm a fan of the BBC and don't mind the licence fee... but the development of dedicated voice assistant software (?!?) makes you seriously question the decision making.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52891155
  • X201 3 Jun 2020 11:22:51 22,103 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    I'm a fan of the BBC and don't mind the licence fee... but the development of dedicated voice assistant software (?!?) makes you seriously question the decision making.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52891155

    They're not developing voice assistant software.
    They're implementing a speech recognition system, just like Sky, Netflix, BT, etc
    What's the alternative? Sit there and do nothing while other media companies implement it? and then get slagged off for not having it?

    They get moaned at whatever they do
  • neilka 3 Jun 2020 17:00:35 23,996 posts
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    It is called a voice assistant in the headline and first two paragraphs to be fair.
  • X201 3 Jun 2020 17:06:07 22,103 posts
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    It's the developing it bit, that I was focusing on
    They're using the Microsoft system, not developing a new one.
  • Trowel 3 Jun 2020 17:52:07 24,498 posts
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    A voice assistant makes sense on a cross-provider aggregating platform where search is fundamental to the experience.

    It would make complete sense if it were speech recognition functionality being added to iPlayer/Sounds where the user is specifically using BBC content, but it's a standalone assistant to be added to devices which can only playback results from the BBC. It's just a bit weird.

    The nuance about developing vs implementing may even be the answer - with Microsoft front and centre, it'd be interesting to dive into the procurement and funding.
  • Your-Mother 3 Jun 2020 18:12:14 8,037 posts
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    By Microsoft Technology it presumably means they’re just using the cognitive services in Azure, rather than rebranding Cortana. That still has a hefty load of development involved - I started testing it out for fairly basic translation services and quickly hit a wall of significant effort.
  • Jono62 6 Jun 2020 09:10:13 27,242 posts
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    https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/04/woman-defecated-exs-doorstep-drank-wine-tumbler-12802603/
  • TechnoHippy 6 Jun 2020 09:32:17 19,217 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/04/woman-defecated-exs-doorstep-drank-wine-tumbler-12802603/
    She's not wrong.
  • Mola_Ram 6 Jun 2020 10:35:40 26,065 posts
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    Absolutely disgusting. What kind of monster drinks wine like that.
  • freddymercurystwin 6 Jun 2020 14:59:03 2,787 posts
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    Drinking wine (red anyway) from a tumblr is quite common on the continent isn't it? Not in restaurants etc but In locals' cafe's and at home anyway.
  • sport 6 Jun 2020 15:15:01 17,034 posts
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    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    Drinking wine (red anyway) from a tumblr is quite common on the continent isn't it? Not in restaurants etc but In locals' cafe's and at home anyway.
    Yup, don't think I ever saw my Italian grandparents drink wine from a wine glass. Usually a standard highball or tumbler.
  • Deleted user 6 June 2020 16:26:01
    I use a coke glass
  • Knighty 6 Jun 2020 18:01:59 1,322 posts
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    What’s wrong with the bottle?
  • Deleted user 6 June 2020 19:16:42
    Drinking it out of the carton is bad style, so coke glass
  • Your-Mother 6 Jun 2020 19:18:44 8,037 posts
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    True connoisseurs drink wine straight from the can.
  • HelloNo 6 Jun 2020 19:29:42 2,283 posts
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    Heh, 'tumblr'
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Jun 2020 19:33:33 12,913 posts
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    Take the bladder out of the wine box, puncture it and shotgun it down in one
  • Load_2.0 6 Jun 2020 19:42:17 33,532 posts
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    Wine enema is for the true connoisseur.
  • TechnoHippy 7 Jun 2020 09:52:57 19,217 posts
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    I want to know what the cheerleaders were up to - https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/06/virginia-man-blows-off-hand-making-bomb-for-possible-planned-attack-against-hot-cheerleaders-fbi.html
  • Jono62 7 Jun 2020 12:40:14 27,242 posts
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    Told him no, several times probably.
  • anephric 7 Jun 2020 13:02:51 5,204 posts
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    Have you not seen Bring It On?

    They're MONSTERS.
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Jun 2020 14:03:17 14,318 posts
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    They weren't throwing themselves at him with pre-dampened vaginas despite the fact he'd never spoken to any of them.
  • sport 7 Jun 2020 14:06:29 17,034 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    Have you not seen Bring It On?

    They're MONSTERS.
    "this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy"
  • Jono62 9 Jun 2020 22:04:25 27,242 posts
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52983319

    Little Britain pulled from iPlayer because of blackface.

    No loss to me, although I did see some horrible comments on FB.
  • beastmaster 9 Jun 2020 23:08:34 22,334 posts
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    Didn’t know there was a “Miss Hitler” beauty pageant.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-52965672

    Edited by beastmaster at 23:09:30 09-06-2020
  • arty 9 Jun 2020 23:24:07 884 posts
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    She lost because she didn't have the moustache for it
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