Show us your tattoos Page 13

  • Deleted user 24 April 2017 20:00:35
    b0rk wrote:
    @PES_Fanboy

    Wait, tattoos fade?
    Not sure if serious, but yes, of course they do
  • nickthegun 24 Apr 2017 20:13:30 78,096 posts
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    MH-RobJenx wrote:
    Anyone ever had one removed? Is it painful? I've got some small tribal nonsense on my arm I've wanted to laser off for years. Can probably afford it now but I've got the idea it's going to hurt like shit and I'm a big minge
    I know a few people (the Mrs for one) who uhmed and ahed about it for a while and decided a coverup was cheaper, easier and less painful.

    Still, it's not like it was a Confederate flag in the middle of their forehead or anything, so YMMV.

    Edited by nickthegun at 20:14:19 24-04-2017
  • funkstar 24 Apr 2017 22:02:20 3,280 posts
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    @b0rk

    Ya mfolf is mowgli, chair shitter extraordinaire.

    Thin thorny vines are almost as bad as tribals :)
    And yes tattoos fade: UV damages the ink and the ink spreads over time. Black ink is the best for not fading but will still take on a greenish tint over time. Touch-ups help but can't solve everything. A thin design is ultimately going to lose definition.

    Colours spread and fade a lot more, which is why a lot of tattooists don't do colour without an outline
  • monkehhh 24 Apr 2017 22:31:15 5,103 posts
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    @MH-RobJenx cover-ups look pretty damn good nowadays, you can get it blasted over with something fresh and you'd never know it was there.
  • Deleted user 14 May 2017 10:30:49
    I have a now horrendous devil tattoo on my right arm I want covering and ultimately turning into a half sleeve. It's been over 20 years since my last one so I've no idea on costs these days (up north) im guessing it would be 1-2 day full sessions.
  • Deleted user 14 May 2017 10:34:03
    Dirtbox wrote:
    People ask me "how will you feel about it when you're 80?"

    Obviously I'll still look the same age as the day I got it so the jokes on them.
    When I originally got mine I had various peeps telling me I'd regret it when I'm an old man. Nope I think I'll be more concerned with incontinence, erectile dysfunction and trying to escape my care home.
  • Deleted user 5 June 2017 20:03:59
    Trip to Rome this week and then I'm going to pop into my local artists and start enquiring. Still undecided on whether to go half or full sleeve. I guess it depends on what design I ultimately want. I've got 1k to spare presently so will see.
  • Frogofdoom 5 Jun 2017 20:12:07 13,426 posts
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    1K should easily cover you unless they work at snails pace
  • Deleted user 5 June 2017 20:53:02
    @Frogofdoom

    Yeah basically I'm treating that as 3 full day sessions at 300-350 a day. I know a few folk that have had half/full sleeves at the same place. Depending on what happens and if I have funds left I'll book in to get my other arm sorted.
  • Ror 5 Jun 2017 22:35:53 18,559 posts
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    Bah, I really want something new, but won't be able to afford it for a fair while :(
  • Trafford 6 Jun 2017 00:42:55 8,363 posts
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    Biffins_Bridge wrote:
    Trip to Rome this week and then I'm going to pop into my local artists and start enquiring. Still undecided on whether to go half or full sleeve. I guess it depends on what design I ultimately want. I've got 1k to spare presently so will see.
    Are you from Rome? I thought from the username you were in Venice?
  • neilka 6 Jun 2017 01:27:05 22,559 posts
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    He lives somewhere between the waterways and the Papal ring.
  • Deleted user 6 June 2017 10:00:49
    @neilka

    :)
  • Deleted user 6 June 2017 10:01:23
    @Trafford

    No but it stinks like Venice.
  • Deleted user 11 June 2017 14:59:34
    Got myself booked in for the work. 23rd August. Deposit paid. £300 per session. Should be 2 sessions max for what I want doing.
  • mrpon 11 Jun 2017 19:30:36 35,287 posts
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    Post the design now so we can laugh at the actual results.
  • Frogofdoom 11 Jun 2017 19:31:14 13,426 posts
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    Biffins dont post a picture of it, it never ends well.
  • Jeepers 11 Jun 2017 19:57:13 16,576 posts
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    The fun-crushing voice of truth has spoken.
  • damagedinc 11 Jun 2017 20:04:11 2,695 posts
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    Hmmmm
  • Frogofdoom 11 Jun 2017 20:04:54 13,426 posts
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    Unless part of it looks like a penis, then you should post it.
  • macmurphy 11 Jun 2017 20:11:26 3,835 posts
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    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m6eTkE77p0Y/SnKKqbv2vtI/AAAAAAAAAk8/-iVmQas6u-o/s400/Swinging-Dick!-(Large).jpg
  • Deleted user 12 June 2017 15:00:30
    Lmao as if I'm going to post it on here. I've been here long enough to know what happens.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 29 Jul 2017 11:34:36 20,110 posts
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    Amazing

  • smoothpete 18 Nov 2017 12:34:57 35,831 posts
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    Tattoo day! Woo. Getting an eagle on my ribs, itís going to hurt like a motherfucker
  • Load_2.0 18 Nov 2017 12:59:57 29,505 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    The first mistake a lot of people make is getting a small or tester tattoo! WRONG!

    Big mistake. Let me tell you what buddy. There is nothing the ladies hate more than a eensy weensy tattoo of a tweety bird hidden some where on your body. You know what that says to the ladeez. TINY COCK.

    Listen now, I got an eagle right on my chest! Its wings are like 40 different colours and when I flex my pecs that motherfuckers wings flap! Not only that but it has a fucking rabbit in it's talons! You know what the rabbit represents? BITCHES, thatís what. Just like I swoop down on my female prey in a nightclub. Plus I have lasers shooting out of the eagleís eyes just like in the wild, I have the edge other every other fucker in the bar.

    Hell yeah I am neck deep in pussy because of that bad boy tattoo.

    Now i am not saying your Komodo isn't bad ass because it is! But really I could take a fucking komodo. I would break that fuckers neck, blam elbow off the top turnbuckle!

    You know what I wouldn't fight? A fucking croc man. Badass, You should get a croc leaping out of a fucking tree onto a goat! That is soooooo awesome. The croc would be flying down towards the goats head and the goat would be all fluorescent. (the colours show people your artistic side) And the croc would have flames coming out of it's mouth.

    That will guarantee you get laid within fifteen minutes of walking out of the tattoo parlour.
    An eagle you say...
  • smoothpete 18 Nov 2017 13:13:12 35,831 posts
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    I wonít lie, you were an influence in the decision.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 18 Nov 2017 13:25:33 20,110 posts
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    Thanks for asking me to do the design by the way.

    Here it is if anyone's interested.

  • ChiefGB 18 Nov 2017 13:30:47 10,841 posts
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    Just missing it's swastika 🤣🤣🤣
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