Show us your tattoos Page 15

  • DUFFMAN5 15 May 2019 14:00:53 25,679 posts
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    @Derblington

    I know Derbs, but there are some nice ones around. The black ink ones tend to look better....I know that would be Black Omen, but you know what I mean :)
  • Frogofdoom 15 May 2019 14:04:20 16,207 posts
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    Get it put on a black splat and it should look fine.
  • elstoof 15 May 2019 15:49:55 25,566 posts
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    damagedinc wrote:
    My arm is cock free now. Have a lovely half sleeve that's covered it up.

    Rule of thumb for tattoos.. if there is any chance it looks like a penis. Don't post it online
    Post that picture up again then lad
  • Deleted user 23 August 2019 20:50:21
    Getting some work done by this fella:

    https://instagram.com/gbishoptattoo?igshid=13jwxspk1oi5d
  • Ror 23 Aug 2019 20:53:17 19,946 posts
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    Good stuff there. What are you going for?

    I'd quite like to get something else done, but: money :(
  • Deleted user 23 August 2019 21:04:02
    Not sure. I've sent him loads of artwork that I like and asked him to come up with something dark and ugly. He's a big metal fan so he gets where I'm coming from.

    I'd quite like something like a sleeve but not a sleeve, I think.
  • fontgeeksogood 23 Aug 2019 21:10:35 9,444 posts
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    Get a pentagram but made of cocks
  • challenge_hanukkah 23 Aug 2019 21:11:43 12,596 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Get a pentagram but made of cocks
    HELL GAPE
  • fontgeeksogood 23 Aug 2019 21:18:55 9,444 posts
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    A GoatApocalypse
  • Ror 23 Aug 2019 21:22:26 19,946 posts
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    *applause*




    *vomits*
  • thelzdking 23 Aug 2019 21:42:25 10,013 posts
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    Get a Stefansson backpiece
  • Ror 23 Aug 2019 22:50:29 19,946 posts
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    His political manifesto over the top of a tasteful vellum scroll, perhaps?

    Mostly solemn black and grey, and then just some utter nonsensical, multicolour shit over the top.
  • Deleted user 23 August 2019 23:02:34
    Tell me more about this pentagram of cocks
  • Deleted user 30 August 2019 15:24:45
    In full-on mid-life crisis mode; I've just booked in a septum piercing.
  • RyanDS 30 Aug 2019 16:18:03 13,182 posts
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    Got this done a few weeks back.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz2jiy-FzGA/?igshid=1q7muj540njt9
  • Vortex808 30 Aug 2019 16:40:14 13,748 posts
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    If it's not some kind of capacitor made from cocks, then you've done it wrong.


    Or possibly right.

    I forget.
  • Deleted user 1 October 2019 17:41:34
    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    In full-on mid-life crisis mode; I've just booked in a septum piercing.
    Had this done. Was pretty painless but I had a little whitey after, weirdly.
  • challenge_hanukkah 1 Oct 2019 18:08:24 12,596 posts
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    How old are you goat?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 1 Oct 2019 18:10:53 24,240 posts
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    Also are you a bull?
  • Deleted user 1 October 2019 19:31:43
    34 on Saturday.

    One of those mid-life crisis-esque now or never moments.

    Initial straw poll of the woman who did it, colleagues and my kids indicates it's good. My wife won't even look at me, though, so
  • Load_2.0 1 Oct 2019 19:36:53 31,338 posts
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    Attach a chain from nose to a cock piercing.
  • Deleted user 1 October 2019 19:38:05
    It's tempting but I'm given to understand that piercing such a small area is quite tricky.
  • Deleted user 1 October 2019 19:39:39
    I had a prince Albert done 20 years ago. It was not a pleasant experience.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 1 Oct 2019 19:39:42 24,240 posts
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    Scream MOOOOOO in her face and then charge her.
  • monkman76 1 Oct 2019 19:41:03 16,051 posts
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    :D
  • Deleted user 1 October 2019 19:46:44
    Huh, she is wearing red
  • challenge_hanukkah 1 Oct 2019 19:54:37 12,596 posts
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    Addy__ wrote:
    I had a prince Albert done 20 years ago. It was not a pleasant experience.
    I had one from 18-22.

    God knows why. It was inconvenient and mostly pointless.
  • elstoof 1 Oct 2019 20:00:09 25,566 posts
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    Does it ever grow back enough to be able to piss without sitting down again
  • challenge_hanukkah 1 Oct 2019 20:01:40 12,596 posts
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    I still leak.
  • Deleted user 1 October 2019 20:20:26
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Addy__ wrote:
    I had a prince Albert done 20 years ago. It was not a pleasant experience.
    I had one from 18-22.

    God knows why. It was inconvenient and mostly pointless.
    Yeah similar. Indeed pointless.
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