| Alex was a dick though. You can't serve posh people pigs ears! It was, IMO, always bewteen Tim and Druhv. Druhv did very well indeed when it really mattered, plus he was very self-deprecating but also seemed like he'd be the one to go on and do something good with it |
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBecause the suffering makes it taste delicious. If the lobster was already dead, it would taste less amazing. -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI have a Chinese friend who hates the fact that he can't buy live fish to eat at the markets here. In fact, there's a prawn dish he's mentioned that involves really quickly flash-frying the prawns whole. So they still twitch on the plate. -
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nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoHer and wallace did some cookery show where they stuck her in a kitchen somewhere in the world to learn the local ways, then she had to shovel grub down wallaces face until he said 'YAM YAM'. -
billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoShe won celebrity masterchef didn't she? -
Slurmseh 2,848 posts
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Registered 14 years agoIs there gonna be a new series of The Professionals on soon? -
angeltreats 2,601 posts
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Registered 15 years agobillythekid wrote:
She won celebrity masterchef didn't she?
She did, yeah.
Nadia is incredibly annoying and shouty and patronising, but I'm really impressed at the ability of these kids. Some of them are really good. -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoCelebrity Masterchef returns tonight at 8pm on BBC 1 -
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI guess no-one else was following the celebrity Masterchef thing then. I only just caught up with last week's final on iPlayer. A deserved win for Lisa, who may well be the cutest person I have ever seen. Cute in an awwww likkle bay rabbit way, not in an attractive way. Although she is that as well I suppose. -
StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI think there was a Celebrity Masterchef thread.
I remember celebrating in truly gloating style with DG when that smug prick from Game On got thrown out.gif)
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Didn't see the final, but in previous rounds her slightly faux feeble thing she had going on got on my tits a bit. She did seem to be a good cook though (which made the feeble shtick all the more annoying). -
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Registered 18 years agoCute bird wins for 3rd year running - quelle surprise. Though she's obviously a good cook, the fawning over her efforts was why I stopped watching. -
StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWomen who cry about anything and everything do tend to grate against my usually upstanding and supportive character. -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI loved her faux feeble thing, I just wanted to give her a hug. And stuff... -
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Registered 13 years agoIt was under TV, not under food...
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StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYou're every scheming womans dream, pete 
"Oh, this is just too hard/heavy/difficult/scary. I need a big stong man to help me out *sob*. Oh Peter, you're so masculine and muscular, if only I had someone like you to help/carry/protect me..." -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoIt brings out my inner knight in shining armour -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYou'd prefer someone with a more robust character like, say, Christine Hamilton?
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StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNo, the Hamilton's do my head in.
I guess that leaves me with Dick.
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I was annoyed when Mark Little was booted out in the first round. I wanted to see what he'd say to all the upper-class food snobs.
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoMasterchef: The Professionals starts tonight at 8.30 on BBC2 -
DaisyD 11,816 posts
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Registered 16 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Masterchef: The Professionals starts tonight at 8.30 on BBC2
I've V+ the series! Although I don't quite get the point of it. At least the Amateurs win the chance of a career as a chef. What do the professionals win? -
Mad props
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