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You have been caught wanking? • Page 13
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Salaman 24,162 posts
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souljah 4,705 posts
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Registered 17 years agoSalaman wrote:
Can you imagine being caught at gunpoint?
0_o
glol!
How delightfully random!
" He broke into my house while I was having a wank, and videotaped me.
Oh, and he gave my dog mushrooms and it died." -
StringBeanJean 1,788 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI was properly caught one day by my Dad. Was about 14/15.
I got home from school at about 4 as usual, and both my parents were at work. I thought this would be the perfect time to have an MTV wank (before the days of widespread internet) and whack one off over Mariah Carey or Britney or whatever. I thought I'd be okay because I wwould be bale to see my parents' cars pulliong up outside, giving me ample time to put everything away.
So I'm wanking away like a chimp on steroids, when my Dad knocks on the BACK window and asks if I can let him in. He's come in thrgouh the back gate but didn't have a key for the back door. All the while, all I can do is mumble 'OK', pull my pants up and go and let him in. Fuck.
I couldn't look him in the eye for weeks. He didn't mention it though. I guess I should just thank the lord it wasn't my Mum or sister. -
TheSaint 20,950 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI think if I was your dad I would just have gone for a walk around the block rather than knock on the window. -
Stickman 29,986 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI'd have had a wank. Like a bonding thing. -
ricki306 343 posts
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Registered 16 years agoStickman wrote:
I'd have had a wank. Like a bonding thing.
That's a little bit wrong! -
Futaba 3,636 posts
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Registered 16 years agoprawnking wrote:
Slightly off topic but if you have a pet and it happens to disturb you mid wank anyone else find that off putting?
Lol yes, been taken off guard a couple of times when the cats caught me in the act. Then the sodding thing starts to stare at me before I swiftly chase it out
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StringBeanJean wrote:
I was properly caught one day by my Dad. Was about 14/15.
I guess he's probably done much the same thing so he kind of understood.
I was almost caught once watching the freeview stuff on sky, managed to adjust myself in time though, none the wiser as far as I know.
I did manage to find my dads porn stash by accident when I went back visiting not that long ago, that's a strange thing to discover. -
Futaba 3,636 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLeolian'sBro wrote:
O_O
lol, tempting, but NO >:
In relation, to anyone who has been caught by a pet:
Do you start getting thoughts about human souls in your pet, or people that have been reincarnated as animals being your pet or something?
E.g. that perv who lived in your street that died 5 years ago is now your pet watching you in the nude.
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoFutaba wrote:
You can do that with anything though... especially religion. God sees everything... including your freaky masturbation practices.
Do you start getting thoughts about human souls in your pet, or people that have been reincarnated as animals being your pet or something?
E.g. that perv who lived in your street that died 5 years ago is now your pet watching you in the nude.
Also if you've lost a relative and feel they're watching over you. Are they watching over you all the time? O_o -
I always thought the cat was there to spy on me and that it was really a cyborg with cameras for eyes recording me wank. -
afghan_jones 3,040 posts
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Registered 15 years agoprawnking wrote:
I always thought the cat was there to spy on me and that it was really a cyborg with cameras for eyes recording me wank.
so fucking vain.
like anyone would be interested in recording a video of your huffing red come-face as you frantically blurt one out over the latest copy of Escort. -
Futaba 3,636 posts
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Registered 16 years agoprawnking wrote:
I always thought the cat was there to spy on me and that it was really a cyborg with cameras for eyes recording me wank.
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afghan_jones wrote:
prawnking wrote:
I always thought the cat was there to spy on me and that it was really a cyborg with cameras for eyes recording me wank.
so fucking vain.
like anyone would be interested in recording a video of your huffing red come-face as you frantically blurt one out over the latest copy of Escort.
No more paranoia than vanity. It was trying to get me in trouble. -
Khanivor 44,800 posts
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Registered 20 years agoWhy is that cats think that just because you are sitting down that the lap is available? I think mine gets perverse pleasure timing is jump between the rise and fall of the wrist... -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoKhanivor wrote:
Every hole's a goal.
Why is that cats think that just because you are sitting down that the lap is available? I think mine gets perverse pleasure timing is jump between the rise and fall of the wrist... -
lordbaker 1 posts
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Registered 12 years agook picture the scene,
i was 16 sitting my maths gcse, had just finished looked up and saw that the hottest girl in my year was leaning forward revealing her french knickers, i mean comeon had to wank lol. so anyway i managed to bash one out but about halfway thru i realised my trousers were too tight to get my hand down there proper. i undid my flys and got my cock out under the desk and kept wanking, just as the invigilator (rather hot as she was) walked past i blew my load and it hit her left thigh. she looked down looked at me and afterwards had a quiet word with me lol so embarressed. -
Interesting. -
Duffking 16,964 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYou registered just to post that made up story? -
Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYou people are fuckin' weird. -
askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI have a vivid imagination too. -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThe cool thing about that... had it happened he'd likely be on the sex offenders register right now. 
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lordbaker wrote:
No.
ok picture the scene -
Hunam 20,675 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI just assumed that every school had that weird kid that kept wanking in school for some reason. Like the smelly kid and the kid that always used to cry. -
Plenty of smelly, not so much the other 2 at my school. You'd have to have some sort of mental disorder to be wanking in public like that.
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