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You have been caught wanking? • Page 14
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Hunam 20,675 posts
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M83J01P97 7,607 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThere was a girl expelled from my school (she was the school dog basically) who would finger herself in class when she could see someone was looking at her and so on, then try to get the guy ogling her into trouble by having them reported to the police.
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heyyo 14,356 posts
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Registered 16 years agolordbaker wrote:
ok picture the scene,
i was 16 sitting my maths gcse, had just finished looked up and saw that the hottest girl in my year was leaning forward revealing her french knickers, i mean comeon had to wank lol. so anyway i managed to bash one out but about halfway thru i realised my trousers were too tight to get my hand down there proper. i undid my flys and got my cock out under the desk and kept wanking, just as the invigilator (rather hot as she was) walked past i blew my load and it hit her left thigh. she looked down looked at me and afterwards had a quiet word with me lol so embarressed. FML -
Fizzog 4,108 posts
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Registered 13 years agoRazz wrote:
afghan_jones wrote:
That's nothing when I living at my mums house I sometimes liked to stick an used wooden broom pole in my arse when I have a wank. One time my dog ran in and bit onto it and pulled it out then bolted off. The bitch. I threw on some clothes and and went to retrieve my love pole before someone notices what it's been used for. I run downstairs to the kitchen only to find my dog and sister playing tug of war holding the end that had just been in my arse. Thankfully she thought it was a manky old broom handle. :/
the worst is when youre having a quiet tug but then the cat comes in and hops up next to you and tries to sit on your lap as they want attention or food or something.
Very off putting.
I know it's from march 2008 but.. It's brilliant and I hope Razz's sister never visits this forum
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Oh-Bollox 6,513 posts
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Registered 14 years agoBeen almost caught by my mam while a gf was wanking me off.
Cuddled up under a blanket, approaching the vinegar strokes. Mam comes in. Gf stops, leaving me unable to talk or think, right on the very edge. Some monosyllabic conversation ensues. Mam leaves. Gf gave my balls a good squeeze just as the door was closing, tipping me over the edge. It must have been rather obvious what was going on, as we were up close and red-faced, albeit sat up.
The same gf, at random (AFAI could tell) would either stop just in time for me to blow my load but not orgasm, or let me orgasm but then squeeze my veiny tree of love to stop me blowing my load. The cow. -
super-devil 5 posts
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Registered 11 years agolol BanjoMan wrote:
Never, I wank like a ninja. -
super-devil 5 posts
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Registered 11 years agoHunam wrote:
You people are fuckin' weird.
why the hell you on this site then (so welcome to the weird club) lol -
super-devil 5 posts
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Registered 11 years agoi allmost got caught by my mum (when i was 14) but it was at night time so she did'nt think anythin i spent like half-an-hour on the phone to my G.F -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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super-devil 5 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSalaman wrote:
smoothpete wrote:
Salaman wrote:
I imagine it's for, you know, douching, anally. IIRC shinji is good with colours
So after 9 pages, nobody has asked the obvious question yet?
Shinji .. why the hell do you have an anal douche!?
I mean to douche anally obviously .. but why?
Do you use it to wank? Were you ever caught?
Are anal douches commonplace in the UK then? Does every household have them?
I just find it odd that everyone giggled at the girls who didn't know what it was but nobody seemed to think "wtf? You have an anal douche?"
not every household plus i did think wtf? You have an anal douche? -
Your mum's an anal douche. -
afghan_jones wrote:
PES_Fanboy wrote:
fucks sake Razz!
Razz wrote:
I think EG will definitely remember this when you're gone
afghan_jones wrote:
That's nothing when I living at my mums house I sometimes liked to stick an used wooden broom pole in my arse when I have a wank. One time my dog ran in and bit onto it and pulled it out. I threw on some clothes and and went to retrieve my love pole before someone notices what it's been used for. I run downstairs to the kitchen only to find my dog and sister playing tug of war holding the end that had just been in my arse. Thankfully she thought it was a manky old broom handle. :/
the worst is when youre having a quiet tug but then the cat comes in and hops up next to you and tries to sit on your lap as they want attention or food or something.
Very off putting.
Was your mum dead proud and always tell people "my Razz keeps his room nice and tidy, hes always taking the broom to sweep up in there."
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What a very strange (and old) thread to bump.
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Boris there's the point - sailing about 20 foot over your head - go catch it, there's a good boy -
Scurrminator 9,045 posts
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Registered 16 years agoRazz broom. What a thread! -
Wanking over the shopping list, I assume. -
Fab4 8,924 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPfft!! Getting caught just shows a lack of preparation 
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King_Edward 11,470 posts
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Registered 11 years agoOr too much preparation. -
richarddavies 8,312 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI've been unlucky enough to get caught out more than once but the worse one was when I was about 13. Our family went to some shithole of a caravan site in wales for a break away that was literally on the beach. One morning I was walking on the beach alone and I thought it'd be cool to tug one out outside on the beach. I checked the beach was empty and then kneeled down to do my thing just in front of the sea. All was going well until I finished and as I was standing back up I heard a "HONK HONK". I looked forward and directly in front of me was a tug boat wildly honking it's horn. I think they saw everything. I just turned and quickly left in shame. -
Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWow, even I've never had a broom up my arse. -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoricharddavies wrote:
I've been unlucky enough to get caught out more than once but the worse one was when I was about 13. Our family went to some shithole of a caravan site in wales for a break away that was literally on the beach. One morning I was walking on the beach alone and I thought it'd be cool to tug one out outside on the beach. I checked the beach was empty and then kneeled down to do my thing just in front of the sea. All was going well until I finished and as I was standing back up I heard a "HONK HONK". I looked forward and directly in front of me was a tug boat wildly honking it's horn. I think they saw everything. I just turned and quickly left in shame.
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Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agolol at the beachwanker. .gif)
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Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWhy does wanking have to be so shameful?
It's something everybody does, even females.
You can say 'I'm off for a crap', you can blow your nose in public or you can even go for a massage.
But you can't say 'Hey Mum, I'll be round in 20 minutes I just need a big wank first'.
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Heh you made me think of no wanking in the office off Big Train.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmhkBl0rDpw
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