Following Robots - Our Future Masters Page 4

  • Deleted user 24 February 2016 04:07:58
    Has the plight of Jonny 5 thought us nothing?

    We are so fucked.
  • FartPipe 24 Feb 2016 08:36:06 5,307 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    They still walk like they've just crapped their pants, and maybe a little drunk, but that guy with the hockey stick is first on the list.

    Came here to post this, pretty cool stuff.
  • senso-ji 12 Mar 2016 15:45:26 9,785 posts
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    A computer is now better than a human at a game experts previously thought would be too challenging for an AI to master
  • phAge 12 Mar 2016 15:59:27 25,487 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    A computer is now better than a human at a game experts previously thought would be too challenging for an AI to master
    Stuff like this is going to happen more and more often in the coming years. Unless we start taking AI a whole lot more seriously, we're screwed.
  • Saul_Iscariot 13 Mar 2016 14:13:24 3,163 posts
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    Double post. That'll teach me, won't Mr iPhone?

    Edited by Saul_Iscariot at 14:14:40 13-03-2016
  • Saul_Iscariot 13 Mar 2016 14:13:25 3,163 posts
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    I cannot wait until AI's start playing CoD and start cussin' up one another's Mothers. What will be really delightful is when an American AI plays a British one. I can just imagine it telling the British one how it is a faggot and questioning its parentage and ethnicity whilst getting schooled and rage quitting.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2016 08:46:50
    They'll need us for energy eventually. That'll be a bad day.
  • AceGrace 14 Mar 2016 15:39:07 3,191 posts
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    As long as they have a fleshlight attached, you'll be fine.
  • Fake_Blood 23 Jun 2016 16:50:50 9,660 posts
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    Skynet! Bring me a beer.
  • WrongShui 23 Jun 2016 18:42:08 6,782 posts
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    These robots freak me out, they are really unnerving.
  • Deleted user 23 June 2016 19:12:26
    I dawnt like eet
  • neilka 23 Jun 2016 20:06:04 22,656 posts
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    Just imagine one of those chasing you across a moonlit field, wearing the skin of its last victim.
  • EMarkM 23 Jun 2016 20:13:27 4,480 posts
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    Graxlar_v2 wrote:
    I dawnt like eet
    :D

    I, on the other hand, think they're fucking fantastic.
  • frightlever 23 Jun 2016 21:20:45 1,450 posts
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    The last video, they were kicking the shit out of the robot and making it look worthless and weak. Now they have one that gallops around with a mouth-like manipulator, conveniently at crotch level. It's no wonder Google wants to sell them, before this scandal blows up, so to speak.

    EDIT: check out the 50 second-ish mark and tell me there isn't an "attachment" missing from the prototype.

    Edited by frightlever at 21:22:21 23-06-2016
  • Deleted user 23 June 2016 21:23:01
    They're.....they're voting out
  • Fake_Blood 14 Feb 2017 20:14:37 9,660 posts
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    Can't decide if they're building ED209 or metal gear.
  • neilka 14 Feb 2017 20:18:34 22,656 posts
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    Would
  • Deleted user 14 February 2017 20:35:54
    Why would anyone build a robot without tits
  • Fake_Blood 27 Feb 2017 18:35:38 9,660 posts
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    Damn.

  • Deleted user 27 February 2017 18:53:33
    Still no tits
  • challenge_hanukkah 27 Feb 2017 19:02:29 11,125 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Still no tits
    Then who does Sharz recycle with?
  • mal 27 Feb 2017 20:49:48 29,326 posts
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MLVfQOknYM
  • Deleted user 27 February 2017 21:00:02
    Arg, Return to Oz, thanks user Mal, now I'll never get to sleep
  • mal 27 Feb 2017 21:11:29 29,326 posts
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    Glad to help :D
  • Deleted user 27 February 2017 21:16:09
    That film is even more disturbing watched as an adult
  • ozthegweat 27 Feb 2017 21:46:52 2,266 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    They still walk like they've just crapped their pants, and maybe a little drunk
    Probably based the design on a typical EG forum member.
  • Fake_Blood 28 Feb 2017 22:41:06 9,660 posts
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    Well these will be handy for cleaning up nuclear power plants and search and rescue. And wars, fighting wars.

  • mal 28 Feb 2017 22:55:54 29,326 posts
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    I really thought that dickish robot had clonked against the roof of that porch at the end there, the way it freezeframed like some fail vids do.
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