| Try any decent Italian restaurant mid week especially as most will have offers on, luckily for me I have one 2 minutes down the road! You'll have to collect obviously, but for around £6 - £8 you could have a pizza made from scratch with decent ingredients, rather than the obominations some of these chains and take away serve. |
Ordering a Large Pizza for myself • Page 16
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Anthony_UK 3,094 posts
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Load_2.0 wrote:
That's also three changes just on the half sandwich. You monster.
I would like a Pepperoni Lovers pizza please. BUT I would like to replace the pepperoni with Jam. No cheese either and I want it rolled up and pushed through the mail slot while the delivery man hums Bonanza.
Got that? What he only knows Greensleeves?
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Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWhy would you start with a base where you wanted to change so many things? -
I always read Deck's posts in a broad Geordie accent and it makes me smile -
I'm gonna go ahead and assume he's some kind of disturbing 80s TV character -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI ordered an 18" pizza from Basilico the other day, I was curious as to how big it would actually be. My wife looked on in disgust as I scoffed the lot. It was only a margarita, but still. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
I'm gonna go ahead and assume he's some kind of disturbing 80s TV character -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAnthony_UK wrote:
Its two different things IMO
Try any decent Italian restaurant mid week especially as most will have offers on, luckily for me I have one 2 minutes down the road! You'll have to collect obviously, but for around £6 - £8 you could have a pizza made from scratch with decent ingredients, rather than the obominations some of these chains and take away serve.
sometimes you want a proper italian style sit down and eat with a knife and fork type pizza.
But other times you just want a veg out in front of the tv, eat with your hands new york style triangle takeaway pizza. -
Tonka 31,979 posts
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Registered 18 years agoAnd then there's this. Will keep you full for up to 24hrs.
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I'm amazed there is a brothel in Scotland. What's wrong with fucking a tramp in an alley? Or have you exported them all now -
Mmm, I could eat that. We used to get these ridiculous half-metre donner kebab pizzas from a dirty place in Scarborough. It was faaaantastic.
Re: the customisation thing. Just create your own and give the customer service workers one less reason to hate their job. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNever tried a steamy, nourishing, Scotch Brothel? -
Tonka 31,979 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI was never a fan of broth tbh. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agoNothing beats chowing down on a nice pizza while watching middle aged men stumble out of a brothel after being sucked off by a heroin-addled whore. -
Edinburgh, City of Culture -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAre all the establishments tied in with some sort of Nectar style loyalty card? -
That classic business triangle of whorehouse, smackhead alley and Italian restaurant -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWhoring and getting ripped off your tits do work up quite an appetite. It's genius, really. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNo wonder you're always skint. -
You'd think cardio and heroin would offset the pizza calories -
Just don't go into the brothel and order the munchy box.
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