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List of manly things that men should own
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elephantjuice 1,051 posts
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elephantjuice 1,051 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAh, new page, we meet again. -
RichDC 7,691 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI had to buy a plunger recently. And one of those long bender drain pipe cleaner things. Do they count as manly? -
ronuds 21,781 posts
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Registered 12 years ago@Megapocalypse - Have you ever seen an un-manly plumber?
Lack of confidence in your manliness is not manly like, though.
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MetalDog 24,080 posts
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Registered 16 years agoManlier than fluffy dildos, that's for sure. -
smoothpete 34,635 posts
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Registered 14 years agoNo lie, the last plumber we used was this gruff as hell bloke, built like a tree stump - except it also turned out that he was into aromatherapy and had a sideline business as a masseur / holistic healing type person. -
MikeP 2,826 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI'm sorry, could you repeat that?
I can't hear it over the noise my angle grinder is making while it cleans up some steel I'm going to braze with my Oxy-Propane torch. -
Not something I own, but I do like dismantaling guns at work. -
smoothpete 34,635 posts
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Registered 14 years agoAnd where do you work? -
smoothpete 34,635 posts
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Registered 14 years agoalso can I come and work there please? -
In the police managing evidence in cases. -
Do have a vacancy as it happens -
I have also nearly shot someone too. -
elstoof 19,821 posts
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Registered 13 years agoMegapocalypse wrote:
I bought one this week also, my conclusion was that the plunger wasn't manly in and of itself, but being able to crimp off a length of cable beastly enough to warrant a plunger, was.
I had to buy a plunger recently. And one of those long bender drain pipe cleaner things. Do they count as manly? -
You work for CSI? Awesome. Can I haz job? -
tuff 640 posts
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Registered 13 years agoA razor just for your balls and arse. -
ronuds 21,781 posts
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Registered 12 years agoThey make razors specifically for that? -
billythekid 12,196 posts
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Registered 12 years agocheeky_prawnking wrote:
So you're a shit shot?
I have also nearly shot someone too.
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MikeP 2,826 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI bet the incident was preceded by the words "It's fine, it's not loaded." -
Lutz 48,872 posts
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Registered 15 years agoLoppers for cutting branches from trees. -
MikeP wrote:
Pretty much, playing with an air rifle, pulled the trigger and it went off. Should have been made safe and emptied.
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skuzzbag 5,950 posts
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Registered 14 years agoPah, an air rifle.
"Hey! Did you just shoot me?" -
ED209 505 posts
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Registered 13 years agoLutz wrote:
That's the most girly fucking thing I've ever heard!
Loppers for cutting branches from trees.
A real man jumps up and down with a wooden saw on the very edge of his fingertips, using only patience and a belief that the law of averages/enough goes will lead to the forming of a small groove that allows the sawing action to get started proper... (I'll easy have that branch down before I'm 40. Just need to move back to the house first). -
docrob 873 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI unblocked an outside drain the other day. Had my whole arm down the bloody thing almost to shoulder level. Pulled out all manner of decaying leaf matter. Drain worked afterwards.
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elstoof 19,821 posts
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Registered 13 years agodocrob wrote:
Keep telling yourself that bro.
decaying leaf matter. -
damagedinc 2,640 posts
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Registered 7 years agogirlfriend left me and in process of dating a few girls, thankfully house was in my name. seriously considering a hot tub for midnight frolics -
cubbymoore 36,677 posts
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Registered 14 years agoA spatula for hitting those pesky flies.
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docrob 873 posts
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Registered 10 years agoelstoof wrote:
I did. A lot.
docrob wrote:
Keep telling yourself that bro.
decaying leaf matter.
It probably didn't smell bad enough to be anything else. Having said that, if it was then tackling it gets me extra man points.
I had a long shower afterwards. And I still didn't feel clean. It's possible that I never really will ever again. -
angeltreats 2,601 posts
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Registered 12 years agoMy husband owns almost every tool it is possible to own for cutting stuff, drilling stuff, attaching stuff to other stuff, plumbing stuff in etc etc. He even (mostly) knows how to use them. At the moment in our downstairs shower room (because it's raining outside) he has set up a circular saw which he's using to cut bits of pine for boxing in pipes in the new bathroom he's installing and half the house is carpeted with sawdust. The other day he repaired our broken washing machine all by himself.
However, I am manlier than my husband. And the reason is that I sharpen my pencils with a stanley knife, and he uses a girly pencil sharpener.
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Tsk, every real man should know there's a tool for every job, and that tool is usually a knife 
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