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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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smoothpete wrote:
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
Superb!
They allow midgets in the police force? Or maybe she'd dropped her truncheon? -
Tomo 19,565 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThat's... mental. The story needs elaborating far more.
And how the hell can you assault someone with your chopper?! Did he have it pierced with two blades pointing out of the sides?
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TechnoHippy 19,245 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI like the way the other officer(s) just watched .gif)
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The advert for the snoring solution to the right of that article is brilliant! -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agodeathgibbon wrote:
The advert for the snoring solution to the right of that article is brilliant!.gif)
Looks like Simon Cowell!! -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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localnotail 23,079 posts
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Registered 13 years agoDougs wrote:
Loving the caption headline
He said he only wanted to "cheer everybody up."
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Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoOK.
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html -
Load "$" wrote:
Eatin' slugs and lickin' toads.
OK.
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html
Australia: The cutting edge of animal tasting. -
DFawkes 32,785 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWell shit it's all over. Might as well give up. Or ignore the opinion of an Octopus and try to win anyway. -
DFawkes 32,785 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThat's exactly what the Octopus wants. Crafty little bastards, those cephalopods. Worst thing is it was UK born, so it's a traitor too. -
pinebear 8,571 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMystic Octopus predicted Germany's Euro 2008 results with 80% accuracy.
Germany played 6 matches, losing only in the final itself.
5/6 * 100 = 83%
>_> vewy, vewy suthpithiouth
How does it predict a draw, the fat bloater? -
HiddenAway 15,147 posts
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Registered 15 years agoOr, maybe the Octopus likes the German flag? Seeing as it's only really been used to predict German matches... -
Flightrisker 18,139 posts
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Registered 16 years agoecureuil wrote:
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix
Just came here to post that
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From the BBC ticker:
The 'legal high' NRG-1 ban should be banned, the advisory council recommends -
kiroquai 269 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIf this has been already posted then apologies, but it made me laugh (no story, just picture of paper)
Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in a gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar! -
LockeTribal 4,740 posts
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Registered 14 years agodeathgibbon wrote:
Ahem
Link doesn't work there dg.
EDIT: Is it "Nut kiss lands girl in hospital"?
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BreadBinLidHero 10,801 posts
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Registered 12 years agoA few weeks ago out local paper bore the immortal headline 'tranvestite drug den shut down'.
No one thinks of the cross-dressing drug addicts anymore -
tombo 2,170 posts
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Registered 17 years agoAlso from the BBC ticker
A woman has denied sexual abuse of baby, while her boyfriend took photographs
Why would you photograph someone denying something? -
Zerobob 3,017 posts
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Registered 12 years agoecureuil wrote:
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix
That is just simply amazing it got past the editors. Hilarious though!
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Looks like Simon Cowell!! 
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