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  • IMO 14 Apr 2009 17:29:43 6,625 posts
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    Thieving dwarves cause supernovae

    Could never trust those damn dwarves.
  • Nasty 9 May 2009 15:20:46 4,802 posts
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    Made me chuckle
  • Inquisitor Moderator 9 May 2009 15:28:11 14,557 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    There's no pun, but I think this is a great headline -

    Man bites snake in epic struggle

    And they want to arrest the snake!

    That's a great line.

    "We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim."
  • WrongShui 9 May 2009 15:30:16 6,772 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    There's no pun, but I think this is a great headline -

    Man bites snake in epic struggle

    And they want to arrest the snake!

    Being a snake is a serious offence, like being a bear.

    Or an accessory to being a bear.
  • Vice.Destroyer 13 May 2009 14:54:18 7,179 posts
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    Brothels should be legalised. Say Nurses

    I love that medical opinion. But only if there are 4 or more working. I like to think it has something to do with the level of service that 4 girls can provide one punter.
  • shamblemonkee 14 May 2009 08:01:45 17,901 posts
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    Unruly passenger diverts and disembarks himself
  • Restart 4 Jul 2009 10:46:08 5,059 posts
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    Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'
  • Optyk 5 Jul 2009 12:40:44 1,325 posts
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    Ant mega-colony takes over world
  • Rodney 7 Jul 2009 04:03:41 3,512 posts
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    I dont have the link but I remember a Daily Express front page headline from a couple of years ago

    'new drug reduces chances of death by 35%'

    it almost made sense within the context of the article, but as a front page headline I thought it was a tad bit stupid
  • figgis 7 Jul 2009 09:13:01 7,712 posts
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    Restart wrote:
    Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'

    The picture is as good as the title.
  • BravoGolf Moderator 7 Jul 2009 09:16:06 12,771 posts
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    Optyk wrote:
    Ant mega-colony takes over world

    lol, awesome :)
  • Deleted user 7 July 2009 09:34:03
    There's a whole thread dedicated to that story in the 'Bug Reports' section :)
  • smoothpete 10 Jul 2009 13:55:31 34,680 posts
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    teehee
  • localnotail 10 Jul 2009 13:58:40 23,072 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    teehee

    oh my. that doesn't even scan properly. Photoshop much? :p

    Is that really a paper all about mayonnaise?
  • smoothpete 10 Jul 2009 14:03:07 34,680 posts
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    Yeah I knew it was shopped from "Massive jobs blow etc" but it's still good :)
  • smoothpete 10 Jul 2009 14:11:53 34,680 posts
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    Yes it is
  • Deleted user 10 July 2009 14:15:29
    It's old, but I like:

    Semis within grasp says Ferguson
  • smoothpete 10 Jul 2009 14:18:32 34,680 posts
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    What are you on about?

    Massive jobs blow for Belmullet - meaning that some jobs are no longer going to exist. Of course it makes sense

    Photoshopped to:

    Massive blow jobs for Belmullet

    Am I not getting something? Why don't you think that makes sense? It makes perfect sense
  • smoothpete 17 Jul 2009 16:30:05 34,680 posts
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    Giant Poo Causes Museum Chaos
  • Fatiguez 17 Jul 2009 17:34:06 8,884 posts
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    \o/
  • shamblemonkee 30 Jul 2009 08:38:53 17,901 posts
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    what's up bussy cat?
  • magicpanda 30 Jul 2009 09:22:09 14,726 posts
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    Perfume spritz sparks mass exit.

    Wtf is the real story... What kind of perfume can put 34 people in hospital.
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