Following At what point are you an alcoholic? Page 50

  • freddymercurystwin 7 Apr 2021 11:47:39 2,554 posts
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    Christ I got hammered at a works do that was about a three hour drive away once, about 8 of us went on this day out and traveled in two cars, a kind of cooperate pub quiz, I got horribly drunk and passed out and they had to manhandle me back to the car to sit out the rest of the quiz followed by an excruciatingly cringy journey home sat next to my colleagues.
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Apr 2021 11:52:26 14,085 posts
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    cov wrote:
    Used to work the pubs in edinburgh amd woild regularly find underpants stuffed behind the toilets after one of the regulars had an accident. Serious all day boozers many if who had the proper shakes before the first of the day (9am opening). Some of them made themselves ill as they were on anti drinking meds but carried on anyway. Pub used to sell cans of calsberg special brew to the down and outs from the nearby park every morning too. Classy place.

    Suffice to say the whole experience changed my own drinking habits eventually.
    I remember seeing a shit filled pair of underpants stuffed into a bog bowl in one of my hometown's rougher pubs.
  • quadfather 7 Apr 2021 11:57:58 38,419 posts
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    Ah yes, the soiled underpants, flung somewhere in a pub toilet - that old chestnut.
  • freddymercurystwin 7 Apr 2021 12:00:36 2,554 posts
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    Sound's like my boys' bedrooms.
  • Dirt3 7 Apr 2021 12:10:04 1,555 posts
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    I don't think I have got hugely pissed often enough for this sort of stuff to happen to me.

    Plenty of stories of friends though collapsing unconcious, pissing the bed or the classic where you stumble out of bed and find the wardrobe thinking its the toilet.

    Pissing over the TV could be nasty, you could get yourself electricuted.
  • Rum_Monkey 7 Apr 2021 12:13:18 2,512 posts
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    That's probably the funniest forum moment, Mowgli shitting himself and telling us on here.

    Then the denial the next day that his mate went onto EG of all places and posted it.
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Apr 2021 12:18:11 14,085 posts
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    His friends just hacked his underpants.
  • Jono62 7 Apr 2021 12:18:22 26,762 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    That's probably the funniest forum moment, Mowgli shitting himself and telling us on here.

    Then the denial the next day that his mate went onto EG of all places and posted it.
    Then the thread 'Mowgli shit himself, then lied about it' was glorious.
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Apr 2021 12:19:25 14,085 posts
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    https://community.eurogamer.net/post/216035/8373136
  • Rum_Monkey 7 Apr 2021 12:22:32 2,512 posts
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    Looking through that made me realise hairy arse has emo quit.

    Edited by Rum_Monkey at 12:22:37 07-04-2021
  • askew 7 Apr 2021 12:30:58 23,117 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    https://community.eurogamer.net/post/216035/8373136
    Need to submit this to the Internet Archive.
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Apr 2021 12:35:33 14,085 posts
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    EG at its best

    https://community.eurogamer.net/thread/226733
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Apr 2021 12:43:12 14,085 posts
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    https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f199/evilashchris/mowglipoopedinachair.jpg
  • quadfather 7 Apr 2021 13:25:29 38,419 posts
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    I remember all the chair comments. Christ, that was a while ago
  • Dougs 7 Apr 2021 13:29:23 98,694 posts
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    I've pissed in inappropriate places once I think. When I was 16 and had caned a bottle of vodka with a mate in about 30 mins. Came to in my parents bedroom, scrubbing the floor. Took a wrong turn out of my room, which I'd recently swapped in to from another opposite. I tried to blame it on the dog but failed.
  • Psychotext 7 Apr 2021 13:32:32 69,978 posts
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    To my shame I've puked in a few beds / on a few floors.

    Never pissed or shit myself though.
  • JYM60 7 Apr 2021 13:35:39 18,846 posts
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    Pissed in my brothers room once when I was drunk and 16. Allegedly vomited on the dog once around then too. Pissed the bed probably about 3 times from drinking too much. But not for 5+ years.
  • Dougs 7 Apr 2021 13:39:30 98,694 posts
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    Puking during/after a session is rare for me, but not uncommon the next morning. Two stand out for me in the former....once at uni, had a night on the Caffreys and fell asleep in the chair, woke up vomming down myself. And once after a football session, I had to throw up out of my bedroom window. Onto the porch roof. The birds loved that!
  • quadfather 7 Apr 2021 13:50:04 38,419 posts
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    What a sorry state of bloody reprobates we are
  • hedben2013 7 Apr 2021 13:51:06 2,049 posts
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    Once I went on a small work do to a restaurant where the offer was 10 for a 2-course meal and a bottle of wine per person. And half of us weren't drinkers, so the other half effectively had 2 bottles of wine each.

    I walked home along a canal towpath, fell asleep on a bench halfway home, woke up at 6am and walked the rest of the way. Then I got home and realised my keys were in the bag I'd left under the bench, along with my work pass and work laptop.

    I've never run so fast for so long in my life, before or since. It was still there thank fuck
  • monkman76 7 Apr 2021 13:56:02 18,386 posts
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    Along a canal towpath? You were lucky you made it to 2013.
  • hedben2013 7 Apr 2021 13:56:25 2,049 posts
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    Wait sorry the question was about puking and crapping. In which case: yes many times but not since I turned 30; only once and I made it to a bush in a churchyard.
  • Rum_Monkey 7 Apr 2021 13:58:43 2,512 posts
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    Please expand on the poo stories.
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Apr 2021 14:00:29 14,085 posts
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    Pissing in alleys, shitting in bushes is all fair game.

    Has anyone cugged in the cat's litter tray though?
  • retro74 7 Apr 2021 14:01:11 3,634 posts
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    Gosh, I've had loads of 'incidents' with drink over the years, less so now but there has been a lot

    Once I was so drunk that I vomited in bed but was too ill to get up. I spent the next 8 hours or so half asleep, rolling round in it, when I eventually got up the whole bed was covered, my hair was full of it and it was all over my body

    It had dried out quite a bit so I just felt a bit 'gritty' overall, wasn't too bad
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Apr 2021 14:03:02 14,085 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    What a sorry state of bloody reprobates we are
    Come on, we're hardly chairshitters or anything.
  • Nexus_6 7 Apr 2021 14:07:50 5,936 posts
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    I was well known for my vomiting in younger days.
    First drink at 14/15 was a bottle of cider. Tanned it in 30 minutes, puked it all back up over the side of a big marquee in the park where the local Christian Centre was having it's summer fair.
    First drink in a pub with my new work 'mates' at 16. Got very hot, puked it all out in the toilets then proceeded to take my shirt off while sitting down on the pan for a poo. Looked to all the world as though I was naked. I WAS NOT NAKED.
    Went on a bender in Cambridge while on a uni trip. Back in the 1st floor B+B room and ignored the perfectly acceptable en-suite in favour of puking it all out through the open window. Breakfast in the conservatory was fun let me tell you.

    I've also been puked on several times. 1st year uni at a house party and a class mate standing beside the sofa where I was sitting just let go all over my head (VOMIT)

    Happy days.
  • nickthegun 7 Apr 2021 14:12:21 86,026 posts
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    I very rarely drink until Im ruined. Ive got a weird tolerance level that takes a lot to exceed but when it does, its blackout drunk and a three day hangover, like a light has been switched from fine to shitfaced with no middle ground.

    The last time I hit it, I was at a birthday meal for a mate on broad street in birmingham and arrived quite late (the mains had been served). I knew my mates 'other' group of friends were the kind of wankers who insisted on splitting the bill evenly because they always went large, so I ordered shots, irish coffee and all that just to be annoying.

    I ended up by the canal and barfed so hard against the wall, it rebounded at a 45 degree angle and covered my shoes. I thought the best way to clean them was to dangle my feet into the canal so I walked around for the rest of the night with soaking wet barf feet.

    Lucky I didnt drown, tbh.

    Edited by nickthegun at 14:13:48 07-04-2021
  • JYM60 7 Apr 2021 14:18:32 18,846 posts
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    Remember the vomiting I did on my 18th birthday after a night with Jack. When I got home I just slumped onto the sofa, and probably sat there for about 30 minutes. As soon as I stood up I chucked all over to TV in front of me and surrounding area. Seemed I then tried cleaning it up really poorly with kitchen roll and blocked the toilet.

    Never been vomited on thankfully. But did once take a sip of some randoms vomit! Was a 4th of July American theme with those red cups in a club, and my vodka and coke was nicked by somebody and switched out with some black vomit...
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Apr 2021 14:18:43 14,085 posts
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    I did destroy a mate's laptop by puking directly on top of it once.

    He was pretty cool about it.
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