EuroGamer Pub Page 96

  • Mola_Ram 8 May 2016 23:50:22 20,084 posts
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    Be-er, please.
  • mAc6 8 May 2016 23:54:19 3,382 posts
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    do they serve tea around here? TEA i say
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 May 2016 23:57:07 10,711 posts
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    Earl Grey tastes like licking a perfumed old lady.
  • mAc6 9 May 2016 00:17:22 3,382 posts
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    age is relative
  • Dougs 13 Apr 2018 07:28:04 89,122 posts
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    /dusts off optics, cleans lines. This place has been closed far too long.

    Before you decide your poison, here's some advice that we can all ignore...

    Another glass? – Scientists say that drinking one glass of wine or pint of beer over the daily recommended limit of two units of alcohol will reduce the lifespan of a 40-year-old by 30 minutes. The extensive survey published in the Lancet says the risks of a little bit of extra booze were comparable to smoking. “Above two units a day, the death rates steadily climb,” is the chilling advice from Cambridge professor David Spiegelhalter. The study included data from nearly 600,000 drinkers in 83 studies carried out in 19 countries.
  • challenge_hanukkah 13 Apr 2018 08:10:34 10,711 posts
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    Earl grey is still vile.
  • mrpon 13 Apr 2018 10:06:43 35,207 posts
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    : )
  • Armoured_Bear 13 Apr 2018 10:28:02 26,678 posts
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    30 minuted is nothing and I get more of that sweet, sweet booze.
  • Deleted user 13 April 2018 10:29:51
    @Dougs can't think of many people who have a couple of units of alcohol when they have a night out tbh.

    Alcohol also kills taste buds

    Alcohol also mimics seretonin, which makes the brain desensitised to real seretonin (it reduces the number of receptors) which means life seems dull unless you're drinking alcohol and washing the brain in the fake stuff. It's a significant part of the addiction as you miss that high.
  • foster2007 13 Apr 2018 10:32:23 326 posts
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    I love rum
  • hedben2013 13 Apr 2018 10:34:43 1,081 posts
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    @Dougs Before you clear out all the old stock can you check for Brannigan's Beer Nuts? I loved those
  • Deleted user 13 April 2018 10:35:47
    /wants a cider
  • Dougs 13 Apr 2018 11:01:54 89,122 posts
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    hedben2013 wrote:
    @Dougs Before you clear out all the old stock can you check for Brannigan's Beer Nuts? I loved those
    We've got some, but a BB date of 2015. Sure they'll be OK. 50p a pack.
  • hedben2013 13 Apr 2018 12:59:00 1,081 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    hedben2013 wrote:
    @Dougs Before you clear out all the old stock can you check for Brannigan's Beer Nuts? I loved those
    We've got some, but a BB date of 2015. Sure they'll be OK. 50p a pack.
    Amazing! I'll take two, and a pint of bitter in an old-man glass tankard please
  • thelzdking 13 Apr 2018 13:10:49 9,353 posts
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    I would like some booze please.
  • Jono62 13 Apr 2018 13:13:30 22,192 posts
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    J2O please mate. I'm the designated driver :(
  • neilka 13 Apr 2018 13:16:06 22,534 posts
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    Pint of Inappropriate Uncle and a bag of hooves please
  • smoothpete 13 Apr 2018 14:21:18 35,755 posts
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    Dougs wrote:

    Before you decide your poison, here's some advice that we can all ignore...

    Another glass? – Scientists say that drinking one glass of wine or pint of beer over the daily recommended limit of two units of alcohol will reduce the lifespan of a 40-year-old by 30 minutes. The extensive survey published in the Lancet says the risks of a little bit of extra booze were comparable to smoking. “Above two units a day, the death rates steadily climb,” is the chilling advice from Cambridge professor David Spiegelhalter. The study included data from nearly 600,000 drinkers in 83 studies carried out in 19 countries.
    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/why-alcohol-is-actually-bloody-excellent-20180413147270
  • Dougs 13 Apr 2018 14:22:23 89,122 posts
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    hedben2013 wrote:

    Amazing! I'll take two, and a pint of bitter in an old-man glass tankard please
    £3.50 guvnor.
  • Dougs 13 Apr 2018 14:23:50 89,122 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Dougs wrote:

    Before you decide your poison, here's some advice that we can all ignore...

    Another glass? – Scientists say that drinking one glass of wine or pint of beer over the daily recommended limit of two units of alcohol will reduce the lifespan of a 40-year-old by 30 minutes. The extensive survey published in the Lancet says the risks of a little bit of extra booze were comparable to smoking. “Above two units a day, the death rates steadily climb,” is the chilling advice from Cambridge professor David Spiegelhalter. The study included data from nearly 600,000 drinkers in 83 studies carried out in 19 countries.
    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/why-alcohol-is-actually-bloody-excellent-20180413147270
    :D Fantastic.
  • hedben2013 13 Apr 2018 16:49:43 1,081 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    hedben2013 wrote:

    Amazing! I'll take two, and a pint of bitter in an old-man glass tankard please
    £3.50 guvnor.
    Here's a tenner, can I have my change in 1's for the fruity please?
  • richardiox 13 Apr 2018 17:36:32 7,695 posts
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    Anyone nipping out for a cheeky smoke?
  • Deleted user 13 April 2018 17:40:31
    richardiox wrote:
    Anyone nipping out for a cheeky smoke?
    Don't go round the back. Im hanging out of the back of the barmaid.
  • thelzdking 13 Apr 2018 18:37:06 9,353 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I would like some booze please.
    I've been waiting five hours for my booze. Shocking.
  • Deleted user 13 April 2018 19:27:09
    It's like cybersex where if someone touches your willy they won't actually touch your willy.
  • DazzaS 13 Apr 2018 19:51:14 148 posts
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    Lots of Guinesses please.
    Good for you apparently, got iron in it! 😁
  • Jono62 13 Apr 2018 20:00:35 22,192 posts
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    DazzaS wrote:
    Lots of Guinesses please.
    Good for you apparently, got iron in it! 😁
    Not so great for you the day after.
  • DazzaS 13 Apr 2018 20:09:49 148 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    DazzaS wrote:
    Lots of Guinesses please.
    Good for you apparently, got iron in it! 😁
    Not so great for you the day after.
    If you drink enough of it on a regular basis, you get used to it 😀
  • Load_2.0 13 Apr 2018 20:54:51 29,322 posts
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    Fosters.
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