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  • boo 23 Jul 2019 22:50:27 13,847 posts
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    No problemo! And you get a free pint of Carlsberg Special Brew and a packet of Pork scratchings!
  • boo 23 Jul 2019 22:51:27 13,847 posts
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    /puts 'Things Can Only Get Better' by D-Ream on the jukebox
  • Trafford 23 Jul 2019 23:13:28 9,279 posts
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    /throws glass
  • gammonbanter 23 Jul 2019 23:54:13 2,265 posts
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    Bottle of Duval please!
  • ChiefGB 24 Jul 2019 00:01:50 13,741 posts
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    /necks a neat shot of Creme de menthe
    /tosses glass sideways against the wall
    /arm wrestles a Siberian bear with one of those wee hats on.
  • Ginger 20 Mar 2020 17:29:39 7,256 posts
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    Looks like the real pubs are closed now

    /opens doors
  • RichDC 20 Mar 2020 17:33:34 9,108 posts
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    /coughs
  • Frogofdoom 20 Mar 2020 17:34:41 17,670 posts
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    Sorry the eg pub is closed until further notice.
  • Deleted user 20 March 2020 17:39:15
    /Begbie
  • Lukus 20 Mar 2020 17:50:38 24,462 posts
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    /wanks
  • ZuluHero 20 Mar 2020 18:00:07 10,222 posts
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    why is the floor sticky?
  • Lukus 20 Mar 2020 18:01:18 24,462 posts
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    /avoids eye contact
  • X201 20 Mar 2020 18:05:57 21,787 posts
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    The place needs a deep clean anyway
  • elstoof 20 Mar 2020 18:25:11 27,447 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    /avoids eye contact
    I always maintain unflinching eye contact when I wank in public
  • Not-a-reviewer 20 Mar 2020 18:33:42 7,442 posts
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    Thereís some weird guy called Tim say ranting about Brexit in the corner handing out pamphlets.
  • Dirt3 20 Mar 2020 18:59:35 1,643 posts
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    ID'd
  • Deleted user 20 March 2020 19:07:37
    X201 wrote:
    The place needs a deep clean anyway
    Advice is to not deep clean.

    Bleh, whatís that? 🤢
  • Load_2.0 20 Mar 2020 19:26:30 33,287 posts
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    Hey lads. Whoooooooo.

    Cardi B on the Jukebox and a fosters top barman.

    Classy.
  • Godofporn 20 Mar 2020 20:15:01 6,890 posts
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    I just done a shit on the toilet seat. Sorry
  • Deleted user 20 March 2020 20:45:52
    @Godofporn That fellow who randomly goes about collecting the empties will sort that right out.
  • MrWorf 20 Mar 2020 20:52:07 64,145 posts
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    Is it still a pub if I bring my own booze?

    /sits at bar sipping can of tyskie
  • ZuluHero 20 Mar 2020 21:23:39 10,222 posts
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    Can I order a Corona?
  • retro74 20 Mar 2020 21:24:46 3,682 posts
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    This pub seems like a bit of a sausage fest
  • Bichii 20 Mar 2020 21:39:22 4,606 posts
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    *walks in, hears rich coughing, sees Lukus playing with himself, sees Zulu inspecting the sticky floor, hears load putting on cardi b ,smells godofporns shit, sees retro enjoying the sausage fest and slowly backs out of the bar and tries to get a taxi home..
  • retro74 20 Mar 2020 22:06:04 3,682 posts
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    All you nerds have scared the fanny away, well done 😡
  • Razz 20 Mar 2020 22:46:59 1,000 posts
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    /opens fresh can of Tsyke
  • neilka 20 Mar 2020 22:48:32 23,960 posts
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    /points to "Only One Razz At A Time" sign
  • Godofporn 21 Mar 2020 05:46:15 6,890 posts
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    Iíll bring a hooker
  • Load_2.0 21 Mar 2020 06:22:50 33,287 posts
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    Godofporn wrote:
    Iíll bring a hooker
    Alright boys. Who's first?

    I don't kiss and I dont shave my bum and I don't do more than 3 at a time.
  • Mola_Ram 21 Mar 2020 06:37:32 25,904 posts
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    I'd like a Dirty Sanchez.

    Edited by Mola_Ram at 06:38:15 21-03-2020
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