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Well since we have now murdered GTA IV with all these threads, I thought we could make an early start on GTA V. I have it on good authority from a friend who has a cousin who works at Costcutter, that the following features are included: Whenever you kill a cop, a little tv appears in the top right of the screen and shows scenes from his funeral (complete with grieving widow and inconsolable children). Whenever you have sex with a prostitute you can harvest her clitoris. If you collect enough, you can thread them to form a necklace your character can wear (collecting 50 unlocks the 'cliterati' achivement worth 20 points). Ian Huntley is an unlockable player character. One of the radio stations plays looped audio clips from the Berlin Rally. The Wii version allows you to use the controller to wank-off Russian sailors. |
Grand Theft Auto V
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Dante_Cubit 1,996 posts
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThat's it... I'm going on a killing spree. -
Micro_Explosion 9,692 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAre you going for the fuckwit of the day award?
Edit: Not Psycho. I fully support the killing spree idea. -
Lyingarden 364 posts
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Registered 16 years agoProof? -
Micro_Explosion 9,692 posts
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Registered 16 years agoOf what? -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoFluffyTucker wrote:
You're first.
I hate Psychotext, he's so rude -
freaxgamer 1,604 posts
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Registered 16 years agoCan I be second Psychotext?? -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThat really depends. I'm going to try and do it by geographical location first so I don't have to travel too far. -
freaxgamer 1,604 posts
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Registered 16 years agoPsychotext wrote:
That really depends. I'm going to try and do it by geographical location first so I don't have to travel too far.
Well...
/cough
...that depends on how far your willing too travel.
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoAhh... we'll see what we can work out. Maybe I'll have to subcontract parts of the spree to improve efficiency. -
JYM60 19,085 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI'm from NI so should be pretty safe.
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Dante_Cubit 1,996 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMicro_Explosion wrote:
Are you going for the fuckwit of the day award?
Edit: Not Psycho. I fully support the killing spree idea.
You have hurt my feelings. -
Dante_Cubit 1,996 posts
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Registered 14 years agoJYM60 wrote:
I'm from NI so should be pretty safe.
/dodges bullet
He should be the one who is worried. As far as I remember, the mancs didn't do terribly well the last time the Irish took an interest in them.. -
Dante_Cubit 1,996 posts
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Registered 14 years agoFluffyTucker wrote:
Der's more to Irelend den dis
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Dante_Cubit 1,996 posts
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Registered 14 years agoFluffyTucker wrote:
Back of the net...
You blonde bastard. From the future -
WrongShui 6,858 posts
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Registered 16 years agoScathing satire, just scathing. -
FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoWhat's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? -
superfurryanimal 1,023 posts
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Registered 14 years agoSitting at home in newcastle upon tyne waiting for you psycho.
got my cock out. -
yupyup 3,701 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJYM60 wrote:
...from NI...
/dodges bullet
Ignorance really *is* bliss
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Benno 11,854 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThis threads rubbish. It was an 8/10 idea, but your execution was below average.
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Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agosuperfurryanimal wrote:
/calls off killing spree
Sitting at home in newcastle upon tyne waiting for you psycho.
got my cock out.
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Dante_Cubit 1,996 posts
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Registered 14 years agoBenno wrote:
This threads rubbish. It was an 8/10 idea, but your execution was below average.
4/10
You are to thread criticism what Cannon & Ball were to the world of marine biology... a cuntish irrelevence. -
FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoCannon Fodder was an great game. Not as good as Syndicate though. Where is Syndicate 3? -
superfurryanimal 1,023 posts
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Dante_Cubit wrote:
Benno wrote:
This threads rubbish. It was an 8/10 idea, but your execution was below average.
4/10
You are to thread criticism what Cannon & Ball were to the world of marine biology... a cuntish irrelevence.
Out of interest; who are these two? ^
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Dante_Cubit 1,996 posts
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Registered 14 years agoBenno is a substandard coffee table from Ikea. -
JYM60 19,085 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBenno's been around. Thought he was mostly comments till recently, may be wrong. -
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Dante Cubit, you aren't funny. Okay? It's so painful reading your posts.
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Can I have a hot egg, cooked meat and a crescent of crisps?
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