Does anyone know any really GOOD jokes? Page 62

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  • freddymercurystwin 24 May 2020 16:06:47 2,372 posts
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    grey_matters wrote:
    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    All I had for dinner last night was bread. It was my whole meal.
    Did it make your day?
    I don't get it?
  • Deleted user 24 May 2020 17:15:35
    TechnoHippy wrote:
    northernlights wrote:
    Save yourself some money on an expensive pair of binoculars

    By simply moving closer to the object your trying to look at
    Was that a Viz top tip? :-)
    Yeah 😀 one that always stuck in my head
  • grey_matters 25 May 2020 06:50:53 5,377 posts
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    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    grey_matters wrote:
    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    All I had for dinner last night was bread. It was my whole meal.
    Did it make your day?
    I don't get it?
    Just a lame set up to an old joke. Eating that much bread might make your hole weak.
  • freddymercurystwin 25 May 2020 10:01:29 2,372 posts
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    grey_matters wrote:
    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    grey_matters wrote:
    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    All I had for dinner last night was bread. It was my whole meal.
    Did it make your day?
    I don't get it?
    Just a lame set up to an old joke. Eating that much bread might make your hole weak.
    I don't think you got it.
  • wobbly_Bob 25 May 2020 13:11:51 5,162 posts
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    The government's response to the coronavirus pandemic and not firing cummings.

    It is a joke but not particularly funny...
  • grey_matters 25 May 2020 13:28:21 5,377 posts
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    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    grey_matters wrote:
    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    grey_matters wrote:
    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    All I had for dinner last night was bread. It was my whole meal.
    Did it make your day?
    I don't get it?
    Just a lame set up to an old joke. Eating that much bread might make your hole weak.
    I don't think you got it.
    Possibly.

    As an explanation (because that always helps a joke find its true level), "hole weak" is a play on "whole week" which is itself an extension of your "whole meal".

    "Made my day?! It made my whole week!" being an over-used scatalogical punchline to many jokes diwn the years each with different beginnings.

    Which is the bit that did I not get?

    Although looking at the thread title, maybe we should both hang our heads in shame?
  • JoeBlade 25 May 2020 13:34:23 5,714 posts
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    I was about to say...
  • freddymercurystwin 25 May 2020 15:39:23 2,372 posts
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    @grey_matters
    Whole meal
    Wholemeal bread

    What's not to get?
  • Jono62 26 May 2020 07:26:08 26,350 posts
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    I used to enjoy watching Michael J Fox films, but recently his performances have been shaky.
  • Mola_Ram 26 May 2020 07:35:28 25,161 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    I used to enjoy watching Michael J Fox films, but recently his performances have been shaky.
    ...

    Wow.
  • robthehermit 3 Jul 2020 10:42:20 8,178 posts
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    I was walking through my local city centre one winter evening and saw a woman pop her head out from underneath a cardboard box in a derelict shop's doorway. I thought it's a bit cheeky of me but I asked her if I could take her home. She replied "yes, you can" but she wasn't too happy when I walked away with her cardboard box.
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