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Trafford 14 Mar 2021 18:50:04 9,167 posts
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DrStrangelove wrote:

Trafford wrote:
My Thai wife says a small penis doesn't matter.
That maybe so, but I wish she didn't have one.
...

I take it you have no issues with Bestiality?

JoeBlade 14 Mar 2021 18:53:19 6,005 posts
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Trafford wrote:

DrStrangelove wrote:

Trafford wrote:
My Thai wife says a small penis doesn't matter.
That maybe so, but I wish she didn't have one.
...
I take it you have no issues with Bestiality?

Hey now, leave beasty out of it.

Mola_Ram 6 Apr 2021 14:16:03 25,619 posts
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How did the partially blind man fall into the well?

He couldn't see that well

whatfruits 6 Apr 2021 14:20:33 190 posts
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Why does no one like Tampax?

Because they are stuck up cunts.

welshben1982 7 Apr 2021 10:48:54 1,366 posts
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Last night I decided to go for a meal at an Eskimo restaurant.

I sat down and asked the waiter for a menu.

The waiter said, "I'm very sorry but we don't have a lot of options, so I'll just call them out to you"

"We have whale meat steaks, we have whale meat curry, we have whale meat stir fry, and of course we have the Vera Lynn.

I asked, "What's the Vera Lynn??"

He replied, "Whale Meat Again" ...!!

Trafford 7 Apr 2021 11:31:13 9,167 posts
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Nanook, the Eskimo was traveling across the barren wastes on his Skidoo, all was well until it started smoking from the engine and making a strange noise.
He called the tundra rescue service, when the engineer arrived he inspected the vehicle.

- " Looks like you've blown a seal?"

- "No, it's just the snow melting on my beard"

JYM60 7 Apr 2021 16:02:07 18,846 posts
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice too long?
Polaroids

freddymercurystwin 7 Apr 2021 16:12:14 2,554 posts
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.

But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

whatfruits 7 Apr 2021 18:28:47 190 posts
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A jumplead walks into a bar. The barman says: �I�ll serve you, but don�t start anything.

Nexus_6 7 Apr 2021 21:54:32 5,936 posts
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Over the Easter holiday I built a model of Mount Everest for my boy. He asked if it was to scale.

I said no - it�s to look at.

pacrifice 8 Apr 2021 09:23:09 5,258 posts
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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.

whatfruits 8 Apr 2021 19:15:53 190 posts
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My colleague can no longer attend next week�s Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

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