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billythekid 31 Jul 2015 17:18:46 12,595 posts
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Yep, bastard thins are everywhere round here.

hedben2013 31 Jul 2015 17:39:05 2,261 posts
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Holy crap I thought Flying Ant Day was a bit of a joke. I just got home and my garden's swarming with them!

Edit: fat fingers, stupid smartphone

Edited by hedben2013 at 17:39:43 31-07-2015

Deleted user 31 July 2015 17:42:10

think i swollowed one whilst driving today, about 5-10 flew through the window and were doing god knows what on the dashboard

dunny 31 Jul 2015 17:43:32 602 posts
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Can vouch for this in London- millions of he buggers.

Deleted user 31 July 2015 17:46:39

been reading up on what flying ant day is

its ant sex day

Ddanno 31 Jul 2015 18:30:19 1,888 posts
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@Grax insert various stormtrooper, Ted and dog humping .gifs here. All over your face. Whilst driving.

DugBriderider 31 Jul 2015 18:43:40 851 posts
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Yup flying ants everywhere in Hampshire.

AccidentProne 31 Jul 2015 18:49:50 1,380 posts
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Ugh, just went for a run and got absolutely covered with the little fuckers. Glad I didn't know at the time that they were most likely at it whilst swarming me...

Rivuzu 31 Jul 2015 20:36:48 18,424 posts
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None in Essex yet.

Wtf.

Godofporn 31 Jul 2015 20:43:19 6,915 posts
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Just shot a sex scene with them. They great little fuckers

OtterofJustice 31 Jul 2015 20:44:08 2,300 posts
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This is the first ever flying ants day that I cycled in, at least I got some unexpected protein from the seemingly billion strong cloud of them I pinged it through earlier. The buggers.

Deleted user 31 July 2015 20:54:06

/boils kettle

wrinkly 31 Jul 2015 20:55:31 3,721 posts
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Bastard flying ants, invading our country and stealing our sugar. Bastards.

JuanKerr 31 Jul 2015 21:08:20 37,710 posts
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Embrace the natural wonder rather than killing them, you bunch of pathetic cunts.

Godofporn 31 Jul 2015 21:11:07 6,915 posts
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Omg. It's b0rk! *camera flashing* there he is! We love you b0rk

Deleted user 31 July 2015 21:11:31

I've had two flying ant days this year. Thought there was only one?

DaM 31 Jul 2015 21:17:09 17,729 posts
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JiveHound wrote:
I've had two flying ant days this year. Thought there was only one?

And two full moons this month.....'tis the End of Days!

Deleted user 31 July 2015 23:06:44

I'll be in the bomb shelter if anyone needs me.

BillMurray 6 Aug 2015 16:38:20 9,736 posts
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Loads of the fuckers out today :/

OtterofJustice 18 Jul 2016 11:00:37 2,300 posts
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Motherfuckers were busting out all over the shop on my cycle in this morning, they were crawling out from loads of cracks on my station platform and bumbling about it in the air like hungover teenagers wandering around a Tesco Metro in a quest for sustenance.

JuanKerr 18 Jul 2016 11:16:46 37,710 posts
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I can't believe the fuss this causes. It's over in a day or two, so just let the little blighters mate for fuck's sake.

If it's any consolation to anyone, the male ants' genitals explode when they've done their job.

Decks 18 Jul 2016 11:23:58 31,013 posts
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That must be one hell of an orgasm.

Tryhard 18 Jul 2016 11:24:02 12,014 posts
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JuanKerr wrote:
If it's any consolation to anyone, the male ants' genitals explode when they've done their job.

Best ejaculation ever.

Decks 18 Jul 2016 11:24:36 31,013 posts
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Try harder.

Tryhard 18 Jul 2016 11:36:21 12,014 posts
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I am sandwiched by Decks. It's like being on a ship.

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