It's flying ant day Page 8

  • Your-Mother 6 Jul 2017 22:05:57 2,681 posts
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    Tell us how you suck off an aphid, user mal
  • Your-Mother 6 Jul 2017 22:06:27 2,681 posts
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    Still works as a context-less question.
  • neilka 6 Jul 2017 22:06:41 22,516 posts
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    Were any of the ants voiced by Woody Allen?
  • mal 6 Jul 2017 22:08:21 29,326 posts
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    Slower than mowgli then.

    Edit: Oh, new page. As you were then.

    Edited by mal at 22:09:07 06-07-2017
  • Load_2.0 6 Jul 2017 22:12:59 29,129 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    I want whatever job it is that pays out whenever someone rings you because of an ant.
    Psychiatrist.
  • neilka 6 Jul 2017 22:21:28 22,516 posts
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    Ant-Man?!?
  • pk1980 6 Jul 2017 22:23:22 1,185 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    Tell us how you suck off an aphid, user mal
    Needs a hell of a technique.
  • elstoof 6 Jul 2017 22:24:57 22,986 posts
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    No wonder he eats sandwiches the way he does
  • Fake_Blood 6 Jul 2017 22:29:07 9,428 posts
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    I saved an ant today.
    It was dazed and unresponsive, so I fed it a dead rodent.
  • Kronos 7 Jul 2017 17:08:35 741 posts
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    Probably knackered from sucking off aphids all day or just demoralized by the general state of the world at the moment.

    Edited by Kronos at 17:12:10 07-07-2017
  • DUFFMAN5 1 Jul 2018 19:24:57 24,419 posts
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    Firstly the search feature is on its arse. I looked for Flying And day...and fuck all came up. Surely I should have seen this thread...anyway now that is over.

    I have loads of fat looking and bulky ants in my garden, so they have either been hitting the Gym or the are about to sprout wings, is FA day soon ?
  • Frogofdoom 1 Jul 2018 19:27:45 12,989 posts
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    Yeah I have just spent the last hour taping up all the tiles in the porch as there was a load of the cunts pouring into it. Not sure where they are coming from but it's time to declare war on them tomorrow.
  • fontgeeksogood 1 Jul 2018 19:28:27 5,780 posts
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    Either way, you should appease them with a gift to show your total subservience
  • Deleted user 1 July 2018 19:29:17
    I've pissed blood all over mine as a way of sacrifice.
  • DUFFMAN5 1 Jul 2018 19:30:48 24,419 posts
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    Fished out about 100 or so insects from the Hot-tub earlier, bastard things.

    For disclosure, HT is for the kids, my boy loved it ;)

    Edited by DUFFMAN5 at 19:31:11 01-07-2018
  • fontgeeksogood 1 Jul 2018 19:33:23 5,780 posts
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    Addyb_V2 wrote:
    I've pissed blood all over mine as a way of sacrifice.
    Well, great. Now they've got a taste for pissy blood. You've fucked us all
  • Frogofdoom 1 Jul 2018 19:36:00 12,989 posts
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    Is that the same as a sex pond?
  • Deleted user 1 July 2018 19:38:24
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Addyb_V2 wrote:
    I've pissed blood all over mine as a way of sacrifice.
    Well, great. Now they've got a taste for pissy blood. You've fucked us all
    Just kill me and they'll all explode in a blood jism frenzy.
  • fontgeeksogood 1 Jul 2018 19:41:15 5,780 posts
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    So like us
  • Skirlasvoud 1 Jul 2018 21:01:06 4,039 posts
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    Noticed a swarm of ants in the air of the Horizon about an hour ago, but either the sunset or the extended family of neighborhood swallows put an end to that right quick.
  • Skirlasvoud 15 Jul 2018 16:51:38 4,039 posts
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    And now that they're done fornicating, stage 2 can begin.

    Big, pregnant "fly in your left eyes for the lulz, gnaw the back of your socket to make you fall over cycling and don't forget to comb your hair arriving home" queens.

    Bloody everywhere.
  • fontgeeksogood 15 Jul 2018 16:53:39 5,780 posts
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    They all work for Elon
  • jimnastics 15 Jul 2018 17:01:27 1,588 posts
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    This day is always followed by "drunk seagulls" day here on the coast, which is quite amusing. Pissed out of their heads on formic acid from all the flying ants they've eaten.
  • Dougs 15 Jul 2018 17:06:33 88,895 posts
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    Haha, I've never noticed that. Friday was definitely the day here.
  • elstoof 15 Jul 2018 17:09:11 22,986 posts
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    Someone tweet Elon asking him to harness the power of formic acid from flying ants, we'll soon see how much he fucking cares when can’t patent the fucking things

    Edited by elstoof at 17:10:20 15-07-2018
  • Frogofdoom 15 Jul 2018 17:09:16 12,989 posts
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    I've never noticed it either, I feel like I have missed out.
  • fontgeeksogood 15 Jul 2018 17:12:28 5,780 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Someone tweet Elon asking him to harness the power of formic acid from flying ants, we'll soon see how much he fucking cares when can’t patent the fucking things
    In a few months when they die out he will take the credit for it, calling winter "a gay cunt"
  • elstoof 15 Jul 2018 17:14:29 22,986 posts
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    Next summer when they come back he'll be “leaving them here for future use”
  • DugBriderider 15 Jul 2018 20:37:59 819 posts
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    Plenty of sightings down in Hampshire today
  • GuybrushFreepwood 4 Sep 2018 17:54:39 858 posts
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    Seems it was time for the second wave of Kamikaze ants to emerge today at work. Scores of them came up the walls and flew about the place, so we were sent home while they fumigated the place.

    Happiest I've ever been to see ants. Third wave tomorrow please...
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