Whizzo wrote: I think so. It was all a plan to gain revenge on the Earthmen for attacking their base on Mars. They're now dedicated to drinking incredibly strong cider (and shitting themselves in the process), developing strange stutters and sitting outside a pub all day in an effort to burn their skin off. That'll teach us! |
Too F*ck*ng Hot! • Page 13
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iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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_Price_ 3,072 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHotter tomorrow apparently \o/ -
iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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Hotter tomorrow apparently \o/
Which is why I just bought a pair of denim hotpants to wear tomorrow. -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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Registered 13 years agoOh yeah. And snug.
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoTime to wheel out the banana hammock. -
Sitting in my house wearing just my pants supping on cider* ftw. TBH, I wouldn't be wearing pants if it wasn't for the leather chair making my crotch sweaty.
* - Until my housemate comes home in an hour. Bizarrely, I think she'd have more of a problem with the cider than the nakedness. Stupid Euros. -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoiokthemonkey wrote:
But with a little leeway for the mouse to poke his nose out and sniff the air?
Oh yeah. And snug.
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
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iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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Registered 13 years agoBanjoMan wrote:
iokthemonkey wrote:
But with a little leeway for the mouse to poke his nose out and sniff the air?
Oh yeah. And snug.
Terribly, terribly snug.
They're a size too small and so I can't zip them up. -
real heat on the train platform today, but the breeze was lovely and cool if you got into the shade, perfect day to not be in work... unfortunately i was in work -
mrpon 37,367 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSounds like a recent Rio Ferdinand wardrobe malfunction. Google his name and hotpants to see the atrocity. -
localnotail 23,079 posts
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Registered 13 years agomrpon wrote:
Sounds like a recent Rio Ferdinand wardrobe malfunction. Google his name and hotpants to see the atrocity.
I shan't and you can't make me!!! -
BANGARANG! 575 posts
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Registered 13 years agoMy dad has taken to wearing shorts much closer to hot pants. Just that. Nothing else. -
jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI did 
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iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI'm also going to tie my shirt off at the waist and let everybody see my hairy, pasty-white belly rolls, because it's, you know, sex and that. And if anybody looks at me, I'm just going to keep eye contact and then stick my finger in my belly-button and give it a good rummage around before extracting it and licking it, all sexy-like. -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBANGARANG! wrote:
My dad used to wear denim shorts sawn off at the crotch... with sandals. It was a traumatic time in my life.
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danathjo 8,294 posts
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Registered 14 years agolocalnotail wrote:
mrpon wrote:
Sounds like a recent Rio Ferdinand wardrobe malfunction. Google his name and hotpants to see the atrocity.
I shan't and you can't make me!!!
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mrpon 37,367 posts
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Registered 15 years agoiokthemonkey wrote:
You're that fatty drag queen from Britains Got Talent aicmfp.
I'm also going to tie my shirt off at the waist and let everybody see my hairy, pasty-white belly rolls, because it's, you know, sex and that. And if anybody looks at me, I'm just going to keep eye contact and then stick my finger in my belly-button and give it a good rummage around before extracting it and licking it, all sexy-like. -
iokthemonkey 4,662 posts
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Registered 13 years agomrpon wrote:
iokthemonkey wrote:
You're that fatty drag queen from Britains Got Talent aicmfp.
I'm also going to tie my shirt off at the waist and let everybody see my hairy, pasty-white belly rolls, because it's, you know, sex and that. And if anybody looks at me, I'm just going to keep eye contact and then stick my finger in my belly-button and give it a good rummage around before extracting it and licking it, all sexy-like.
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agodanathjo wrote:
localnotail wrote:
mrpon wrote:
Sounds like a recent Rio Ferdinand wardrobe malfunction. Google his name and hotpants to see the atrocity.
I shan't and you can't make me!!!
go on, you know you wanna
Who the fuck is the tiny guy next to him?
Boss!Boss de plaane! -
localnotail 23,079 posts
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jonsaan wrote:
I did
oh noes! are your eyes bleeding?
I remember being sat on the floor of the gym in games with lads who either didn't have that internal bag thing or had somehow fallen out. Fascinating. Also, I had a housemate at uni who cut his jeans off too high by accident. Sadly he liked to go commando.
I haven't inadvertently seen anyone's genitalia for ages now. I feel deprived. -
mrpon 37,367 posts
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Registered 15 years agojonsaan wrote:
Dunno but he's gone all gooey-eyed over Rio though!
danathjo wrote:
localnotail wrote:
mrpon wrote:
Sounds like a recent Rio Ferdinand wardrobe malfunction. Google his name and hotpants to see the atrocity.
I shan't and you can't make me!!!
go on, you know you wanna
Who the fuck is the tiny guy next to him?
Boss!Boss de plaane! -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoIf I have kids, god forbid, I'm going to totally wear cut off jeans when their friends come round. -
oceanmotion 17,358 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWhat a stunner today. The hot girls do come out in these days but she was another level. Legs that go on forever, smoking body, gorgeous face. Just owned every guys eyes for those moments. Yum. -
mrpon 37,367 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDon't worry local, no glands on show. Though fuck me they're skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin tight, in fact upon closer inspection (I've studied it) they look painted on!!! -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agolocalnotail wrote:
Ruddy marvelous.
I haven't inadvertently seen anyone's genitalia for ages now. I feel deprived.
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smoothpete wrote:
If I have kids, god forbid, I'm going to totally wear cut off jeans when their friends come round.
hi kids, don't mind me, i'm doing my daily crotch thrusting exercise
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Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoAm I the only one dissapointed because I thought I was gonna get a glimpse of Rios denk? -
BanjoMan wrote:
localnotail wrote:
Ruddy marvelous.
I haven't inadvertently seen anyone's genitalia for ages now. I feel deprived.
Right, the boys are back in the barracks!
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