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Too F*ck*ng Hot! • Page 15
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BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Fatiguez 8,930 posts
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Registered 13 years agoBanjoMan wrote:
BabyJesus wrote:
Wow, you just sucked all the semen out of my bum.
BanjoMan wrote:
I was munching on a bum.
Easy tiger.
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Fatiguez 8,930 posts
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Registered 13 years agoAlso why is it so bloody hot, I was in London on Saturday and going outside was like stepping into a furnace. Totally unbearable :C -
danathjo 8,294 posts
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Registered 14 years agomuch better
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI could cope with the heat during the day if it would just bastard-well cool down at night.
Also, if the local neighbourhood fat twunts could actually go one evening without stinking the whole fucking place out by having a barbecue every bastard night. Inconsiderate cunts. -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoOn the bright side, I do get to be entertained in the nights by the local howling banshee woman. 
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StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoBut summer was made for BBQing. -
JuanKerr 37,710 posts
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Registered 15 years agopjmaybe wrote:
I could cope with the heat during the day if it would just bastard-well cool down at night.
Yeah, agreed. It was bloody boiling last night and I hardly got any sleep. -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoStarchildHypocrethes wrote:
But summer was made for BBQing.
Yeah but it just takes one stinky cunt to ensure that the whole neighbourhood have to then close all their windows, or endure the smell of whatever carcase the fat twunts have dug up and set fire to. -
StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoIf I had a garden, I'd certainly be eating outside every night if the weather was like this. -
Dougs 100,415 posts
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Registered 18 years agoMore neighbourly problems peej? I reckon you should join them, you know the old saying. Get a tat, a souped up Escort, and barbie every night with banging choons providing the entertainment -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agoFatiguez wrote:
Now that's funny.
BanjoMan wrote:
BabyJesus wrote:
Wow, you just sucked all the semen out of my bum.
BanjoMan wrote:
I was munching on a bum.
Easy tiger.
EASY TIGER
And sexy. -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoHow dare they enjoy themselves! Throw them onto their own BBQs! -
Fatiguez 8,930 posts
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Registered 13 years agopjmaybe wrote:
StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
But summer was made for BBQing.
Yeah but it just takes one stinky cunt to ensure that the whole neighbourhood have to then close all their windows, or endure the smell of whatever carcase the fat twunts have dug up and set fire to.
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoPretty much ticked all the predictable responses boxes there chaps, well done.
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Fatiguez 8,930 posts
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billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThe only problem I have with neighbours having BBQ's is that the smell makes me damn hungry for chargrilled meat. -
StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThen get out there and BBQ man! -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Do you not think that you're being a bit summer Scrooge bah humbug about their BBQs?
Pretty much ticked all the predictable responses boxes there chaps, well done.
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agobillythekid wrote:
The only problem I have with neighbours having BBQ's is that the smell makes me damn hungry for chargrilled meat.
That too! It's like being tortured.
Yes Pete yes I do but to be able to smell something that you know you're never going to be able to eat is one part of the problem. Not being able to have the windows open at the back of the house because of the stink / so my nipper can sleep in a room that isn't feckin 27c is another... -
StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoA bit? -
Psychotext 70,652 posts
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Registered 15 years agoWhat's wrong with you people? If someone is having a tasty BBQ, hunt them down and do the neighbourly thing by joining them. -
andywilkie35 5,327 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThis reminds me, I still need to get a BBQ for the balcony. Been using disposable ones which is fine but I think its a worthy investment -
Dougs 100,415 posts
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Registered 18 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Yes Pete yes I do but to be able to smell something that you know you're never going to be able to eat is one part of the problem. Not being able to have the windows open at the back of the house because of the stink / so my nipper can sleep in a room that isn't feckin 27c is another...
You don't have to barbie just meat though, sling on some veggie kebabs, or fish (if you can eat that, not sure) or failing that imitation meat!
Think I'm going to have a barbie on the beach tonight. -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoHaloumi on a stick + fire = sorted. -
pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoAye, no fun trying to get kids to sleep in this heat is it. -
Dougs 100,415 posts
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Registered 18 years agoAh yes, BBQ haloumi is loverly. -
gammonbanter 2,283 posts
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Registered 14 years agoBBQs are over rated! Why not cook the same food indoors and not get food poisoning? -
BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 15 years agogammonbanter wrote:
Because you can't do this indoors. Not in the UK, anyway.
BBQs are over rated! Why not cook the same food indoors and not get food poisoning?
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You can solve the heat at night issue easily enough with a ceiling fan, there's yet to be a night too warm to defeat that in the fifteen-odd years I've lived in the UK.
They really do work.
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