Too F*ck*ng Hot! Page 183

  • SolidSCB 21 Jul 2021 16:03:15 16,630 posts
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    @Rum_Monkey I love that stuff but living in the North West, I have to be careful who I have one around. Showing off something that posh will get you mugged round here.
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2021 16:05:06 27,823 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    I've cycled in 40c fairly comfortably (and survived higher still) but there's precisely zero way I'd go out in the 30c we have here right now. I'd be in serious trouble by the top of the first major hill.
    Fucked me right up yesterday, 40k in the temperature hit 28c and it was game over for the return leg where it peaked at 33. Spent the rest of the day in a depleted electrolyte induced daze, still reeling from it today
  • askew 21 Jul 2021 16:06:47 24,015 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Legitimately always get this imagine in my head when I look in here

    The tits look quite appealing
  • Decks 21 Jul 2021 16:09:45 30,855 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Psychotext wrote:
    I've cycled in 40c fairly comfortably (and survived higher still) but there's precisely zero way I'd go out in the 30c we have here right now. I'd be in serious trouble by the top of the first major hill.
    Fucked me right up yesterday, 40k in the temperature hit 28c and it was game over for the return leg where it peaked at 33. Spent the rest of the day in a depleted electrolyte induced daze, still reeling from it today
    I did the 40k around Kielder again on Monday and it wasn't too bad really. Just sweaty and slightly cooked. The last few hills were pretty grim though.
  • Globalmeltdown 21 Jul 2021 16:10:00 1,051 posts
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    Had to close all windows, chav scum smoking weed in garden, really hate that twat.
  • freddymercurystwin 21 Jul 2021 16:18:52 2,784 posts
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    @Globalmeltdown It's not your son is it?
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2021 16:30:21 27,823 posts
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    Monday was alright when I went out here, didnít even touch my bottle. Yesterday was a different kettle of fish, smashed a few pbís in the first half then fell off the cliff, one of the sloggiest rides home I can remember
  • X201 21 Jul 2021 16:31:29 22,093 posts
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    Globalmeltdown wrote:
    Had to close all windows, chav scum smoking weed in garden, really hate that twat.
    Yeah, I woke up at 5am the other morning to weed smell wafting in.
    Lorry driver two doors down puffing away on one.

    Edited by X201 at 16:31:57 21-07-2021
  • anephric 21 Jul 2021 16:41:21 5,200 posts
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    It was 90% humidity near me today (I live near a river and a canal) and 30įC, so yeah it was pretty fucking close. The dehumidifier has been working overtime. The dogs haven't moved from their cool mats in front of the fan all day.

    I've been out in full PPE onsite all day so you WFH wasters can suck one. A big fat sweaty humid one.
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2021 16:43:45 27,823 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    Globalmeltdown wrote:
    Had to close all windows, chav scum smoking weed in garden, really hate that twat.
    Yeah, I woke up at 5am the other morning to weed smell wafting in.
    Lorry driver two doors down puffing away on one.
    The sound of the lorry crashing into the house two doors down didnít wake you?
  • askew 21 Jul 2021 16:51:11 24,015 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    It was 90% humidity near me today (I live near a river and a canal) and 30įC, so yeah it was pretty fucking close. The dehumidifier has been working overtime. The dogs haven't moved from their cool mats in front of the fan all day.

    I've been out in full PPE onsite all day so you WFH wasters can suck one. A big fat sweaty humid one.
    :D Ball soup?
  • anephric 21 Jul 2021 16:53:48 5,200 posts
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    I have Below the Belt deodorant for days like this, and I lightly talc the cheeks as well to avoid sweaty chafing.
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2021 16:58:41 27,823 posts
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    The Ross From Friends
  • Baihu1983 21 Jul 2021 17:34:59 14,309 posts
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    BBC app is promising thunder and lightning for the next couple hours
  • Nemesis 21 Jul 2021 18:34:00 20,293 posts
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    Not here theyíre not!
  • Trowel 21 Jul 2021 18:49:48 24,495 posts
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    I had to close my windows today because the neighbours have got Tommy Walsh and a TV crew around doing some sort of makeover.

    He's still out there, banging away at nails in a pallet...
  • askew 21 Jul 2021 18:57:12 24,015 posts
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    Thatís no way to talk about Charlie!
  • One_Vurfed_Gwrx 21 Jul 2021 19:26:45 4,433 posts
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    I clearly remember how much more pleasant a holiday to Cambodia (in both the dry and the rainy seasons) with 40 degree temperatures was a lot more bearable than the 30s in South Korea in the seaside city that I lived in. The fact that in SK (and Japan to an extent) the nights didn't cool down much either never helped. My Aircon in my flat in SK (and dormitory room in Japan) were an essential thing.

    This at the moment is unpleasant and muggy because I am not used to it any more so motivation to do anything, even in only mid to high 20s feels worse in some ways.
  • Baihu1983 21 Jul 2021 19:35:30 14,309 posts
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    The BBC app is full of shit.
  • Globalmeltdown 21 Jul 2021 19:35:57 1,051 posts
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    @freddymercurystwin I would never set such a bad example to my children thank you
  • Armoured_Bear 21 Jul 2021 20:08:29 31,138 posts
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    9pm and still 23 deg C, very pleasant.
  • wuntyate 21 Jul 2021 20:10:23 17,374 posts
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    It's so hot I've just shit myself.

    Edited by wuntyate at 20:10:40 21-07-2021
  • JoeBlade 21 Jul 2021 20:16:22 6,195 posts
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    wuntyate wrote:
    It's so hot I've just shit myself.
    How does that work? I don't quite see how that fits within the laws of thermodynamics.


    Actually, that question is probably best left unanswered.
  • Rum_Monkey 21 Jul 2021 20:18:18 3,335 posts
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    Answer it! It's what the forum needs.
  • X201 21 Jul 2021 20:25:52 22,093 posts
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    Baihu1983 wrote:
    The BBC app is full of shit.
    Blame George Osborne.
    He lumbered the BBC with the pensioners free license fee costs, so they had to save money. One of the money saving things was to switch from The Met Office to the Meteo Group for weather data.
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2021 20:32:57 27,823 posts
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    I believe it occurs when your anus is so sweaty from the heat that your colon no longer has the required friction coefficient to prevent the shit from sliding out without warning
  • Cappy 21 Jul 2021 20:35:59 14,359 posts
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    If excessive heat and humidity has a bowel loosening effect there's no way I'd ever get on the London Tube in Summer again.
  • X201 21 Jul 2021 20:44:46 22,093 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    I believe it occurs when your anus is so sweaty from the heat that your colon no longer has the required friction coefficient to prevent the shit from sliding out without warning
    So are you saying that the cause is ass temps being crancked?
  • JamboWayOh 21 Jul 2021 20:50:37 24,972 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    I believe it occurs when your anus is so sweaty from the heat that your colon no longer has the required friction coefficient to prevent the shit from sliding out without warning
    Interesting...

    /Makes notes. For science.
  • Nitrous 21 Jul 2021 20:56:08 2,285 posts
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    It's raining in my part of Manchester. It's got the horrible smell to it that only happens when it's been dry for a few days.
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